Rod Collins

How to Attract Friends & Be More Sociable
Your host is feeling socially exhausted after a somewhat hectic week

Social interaction, both real and virtual, has been very high on the Goldeneye agenda over the last 7 days. It could have been worse though … I could have gotten married which would have put further pressure on my free time I imagine !

As it was, social activity flourished both locally, out-of-town and in cyberspace ! Pretty wide ranging then.
None of this lead to my aim of finding a wife or partner in 7 days which may or may not be a blessing.
I did get a few delightfully lurid comments and emails though, thank you girls if you read this I’m sure you understand why I can’t authorize the comments , I also got invited to a lot of parties and strip clubs !
Sadly this was via MySpace so they were all in America. But the news is not all bad on the MySpace front …
My friends - I am losing a few (they’re getting banned rather than abandoning me) but I’ve gained one who is beyond awesome …
Yes regular viewers - the one, the only, the legend that is Paul Gilbert
See below the screen shot of a portion, 4 of 1,133, of my latest friends

Paul Gilbert My MySpace Friend

The lovely ladies, whilst looking at at their portfolios seem very familiar with G Strings, probably don’t play guitar - if they want lessons though I’m sure we could come to some mutually beneficial quid pro quo arrangement.

The question now arises as to what my next project or plan should be ?
Should I continue with my hectic social schedule ?
Should I retire altogether from public life ?
Should I consider giving another week to the girlfriend-partner-wife quest ?