Comments on: Grimsby Magician The Great Rodini http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/grimsby-magician-the-great-rodini A Site About Everything and Nothing Sat, 17 May 2008 05:15:38 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=1.5.2 Comment on Grimsby Magician The Great Rodini by: Jeff Busby http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/grimsby-magician-the-great-rodini#comment-4932 Tue, 18 Sep 2007 20:47:54 +0000 http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/grimsby-magician-the-great-rodini#comment-4932 Dear Rod, John Gardner was "Gardini" and I was jokingly "Buzbeeni" and you are "The Great Rodini"? Right ... will you please make sure my note gets to Alexis Walmsley? Magically? Best wishes, Jefferini Dear Rod,

John Gardner was “Gardini” and I was jokingly “Buzbeeni” and you are “The Great Rodini”? Right … will you please make sure my note gets to Alexis Walmsley? Magically? Best wishes, Jefferini

]]> Comment on Grimsby Magician The Great Rodini by: Peter Stringvest http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/grimsby-magician-the-great-rodini#comment-829 Sat, 16 Sep 2006 15:42:57 +0000 http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/grimsby-magician-the-great-rodini#comment-829 Ursula, Regret to inform that only I will be attending, I told Little Brother's Mother about the girls and now he's grounded, as for OMITK I pretended to be a trainee chef who liked working unsociable hours so he's still in the kitchen waiting to interview me. Don't like to be underhand but I was concerned about those poor girls being too cramped! Ursula,
Regret to inform that only I will be attending, I told Little Brother’s Mother about the girls and now he’s grounded, as for OMITK I pretended to be a trainee chef who liked working unsociable hours so he’s still in the kitchen waiting to interview me. Don’t like to be underhand but I was concerned about those poor girls being too cramped!

]]> Comment on Grimsby Magician The Great Rodini by: Rod http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/grimsby-magician-the-great-rodini#comment-828 Sat, 16 Sep 2006 14:50:20 +0000 http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/grimsby-magician-the-great-rodini#comment-828 I'd better start polishing my close up magic act up! Sounds like quite a night. Hope I don't suffer from stage fright ! Having Rod Damon within the confines of a boat with girls and ligerie sounds like a recipe for trouble ! Regards The Greatest Magician in Lincolnshire I’d better start polishing my close up magic act up! Sounds like quite a night.
Hope I don’t suffer from stage fright !

Having Rod Damon within the confines of a boat with girls and ligerie sounds like a recipe for trouble !

Regards
The Greatest Magician in Lincolnshire

]]> Comment on Grimsby Magician The Great Rodini by: Ursula http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/grimsby-magician-the-great-rodini#comment-826 Sat, 16 Sep 2006 13:34:24 +0000 http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/grimsby-magician-the-great-rodini#comment-826 TGR Things are coming together nicely .... I'm going to put OMITK, Little Brother and Peter in a cabin with the troop of Chicago girlies, hope they don't mind, it might be a bit of a squeeze .... steamy portholes etc etc. Rod Damon has promised to procure the necessary lingerie since he'll be sharing with the on board cosmetic wax technician (I've instructed her to bring the industrial size!). By the time the Grimsby Tatler turns up, we'll all be plucked, tanned and radiant. Anchor's weighed, bunkers taken, passage planned and Humber Pilot booked, RAF boys standing by for refuelling en route. Over and out, Urs TGR

Things are coming together nicely …. I’m going to put OMITK, Little Brother and Peter in a cabin with the troop of Chicago girlies, hope they don’t mind, it might be a bit of a squeeze …. steamy portholes etc etc.

Rod Damon has promised to procure the necessary lingerie since he’ll be sharing with the on board cosmetic wax technician (I’ve instructed her to bring the industrial size!). By the time the Grimsby Tatler turns up, we’ll all be plucked, tanned and radiant.

Anchor’s weighed, bunkers taken, passage planned and Humber Pilot booked, RAF boys standing by for refuelling en route. Over and out, Urs

]]> Comment on Grimsby Magician The Great Rodini by: Rod http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/grimsby-magician-the-great-rodini#comment-813 Fri, 15 Sep 2006 13:58:37 +0000 http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/grimsby-magician-the-great-rodini#comment-813 Ursula, now you are talking - I may come and amaze you with my unique brand of close up magic featuring women's lingerie ! My sleight of hand dexterity with a thong is something to behold Sounds like a great party and an honour for the, soon to be, <b>Greatest Magician in Grimsby</b>, to be invited to <blockquote>Have bow-thruster, will travel</blockquote> Sounds like something from Rod Damon's CV ! Regards The Great Rodini Ursula,
now you are talking - I may come and amaze you with my unique brand of close up magic featuring women’s lingerie !

My sleight of hand dexterity with a thong is something to behold

Sounds like a great party and an honour for the, soon to be, Greatest Magician in Grimsby, to be invited to

Have bow-thruster, will travel

Sounds like something from Rod Damon’s CV !

Regards
The Great Rodini

]]> Comment on Grimsby Magician The Great Rodini by: Ursula http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/grimsby-magician-the-great-rodini#comment-811 Fri, 15 Sep 2006 12:32:34 +0000 http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/grimsby-magician-the-great-rodini#comment-811 Who said anything about leaving the country? No dear boy, I have alerted the Coast Guard who have agreed to clear the port (and possibly half the town) of Grimsby for the long awaited arrival of La Belle Tropezienne. Keira's all for it ... get in a bit of filming before offering herself for the old 'saw the woman in half' thing with the Great Rodini. It's the hottest ticket in town, which reminds me I must get that boiler fixed. I shall, of course, be manning the yacht single handed. Well, almost, OMITK is providing canapes etc ... not that he's agreed to it yet but we'll take it as a foregone conclusion. The Witches are standing by with firework display and the Formula 1 boys will be offering guests the ride of a lifetime, hope the decks can stand up to it. Who can ask for more? Have bow-thruster, will travel. Urs Who said anything about leaving the country? No dear boy, I have alerted the Coast Guard who have agreed to clear the port (and possibly half the town) of Grimsby for the long awaited arrival of La Belle Tropezienne. Keira’s all for it … get in a bit of filming before offering herself for the old ’saw the woman in half’ thing with the Great Rodini. It’s the hottest ticket in town, which reminds me I must get that boiler fixed.

I shall, of course, be manning the yacht single handed. Well, almost, OMITK is providing canapes etc … not that he’s agreed to it yet but we’ll take it as a foregone conclusion. The Witches are standing by with firework display and the Formula 1 boys will be offering guests the ride of a lifetime, hope the decks can stand up to it. Who can ask for more?

Have bow-thruster, will travel. Urs

]]> Comment on Grimsby Magician The Great Rodini by: Rod http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/grimsby-magician-the-great-rodini#comment-806 Thu, 14 Sep 2006 18:20:23 +0000 http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/grimsby-magician-the-great-rodini#comment-806 Ursula, I shall only be operating as a leading exponent of the magical arts within the confines of Lincolnshire I am afraid. I only ever seem to get into trouble when I venture outside the county. That said, Keira may alter things. I could share a cabin with Keira Knightley, by then I'll have my magician's trousers so I could surprise her by whipping something out ! I would not feel comfortable dressed as a woman, though, funnily enough, ladies lingerie may well be a feature of my act, and give it both a certain frisson and some uniqueness. The rubber band trick becomes much more exciting when the rubber band is replaced by a hot babes's thong ! Ursula,
I shall only be operating as a leading exponent of the magical arts within the confines of Lincolnshire I am afraid.
I only ever seem to get into trouble when I venture outside the county.

That said, Keira may alter things.
I could share a cabin with Keira Knightley, by then I’ll have my magician’s trousers so I could surprise her by whipping something out !

I would not feel comfortable dressed as a woman, though, funnily enough, ladies lingerie may well be a feature of my act, and give it both a certain frisson and some uniqueness.

The rubber band trick becomes much more exciting when the rubber band is replaced by a hot babes’s thong !

]]> Comment on Grimsby Magician The Great Rodini by: Ursula http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/grimsby-magician-the-great-rodini#comment-805 Thu, 14 Sep 2006 16:51:59 +0000 http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/grimsby-magician-the-great-rodini#comment-805 Rodini, In October I shall be hosting a party for the lesser royals of Europe, you know the usual crowd of spongers, ...... can you fit us into your hectic schedule? We're not overly thrilled by the elastic band trick but wondered if there'd be any levitation? It doesn't pay as well as the WI gig but the drinks are free and you get to wear a sparkly frock ..... oh dear, I should tell you that they are expecting a female impersonator so you might want to rethink the moustache for now. You and Keira will have to share a cabin, will that be a problem? Urs Rodini,

In October I shall be hosting a party for the lesser royals of Europe, you know the usual crowd of spongers, …… can you fit us into your hectic schedule?

We’re not overly thrilled by the elastic band trick but wondered if there’d be any levitation?

It doesn’t pay as well as the WI gig but the drinks are free and you get to wear a sparkly frock ….. oh dear, I should tell you that they are expecting a female impersonator so you might want to rethink the moustache for now. You and Keira will have to share a cabin, will that be a problem? Urs

]]> Comment on Grimsby Magician The Great Rodini by: Rod http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/grimsby-magician-the-great-rodini#comment-800 Thu, 14 Sep 2006 12:40:11 +0000 http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/grimsby-magician-the-great-rodini#comment-800 Update: I have now mastered a stupendous card trick The 3 Amigos ! Once again I am pleased to say the day, thus far, has been pretty productive. I would like to add some video clips to the site to spice things up a little. But I don't have a video camera nor, off the top of my head, do I know how to embed video into the site - so a slight setback And, a massive disappointment for the legion of Great Rodini fans out there Update:
I have now mastered a stupendous card trick
The 3 Amigos !

Once again I am pleased to say the day, thus far, has been pretty productive.

I would like to add some video clips to the site to spice things up a little.
But I don’t have a video camera nor, off the top of my head, do I know how to embed video into the site - so a slight setback

And, a massive disappointment for the legion of Great Rodini fans out there

]]> Comment on Grimsby Magician The Great Rodini by: The Coxeman http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/grimsby-magician-the-great-rodini#comment-798 Thu, 14 Sep 2006 07:44:29 +0000 http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/grimsby-magician-the-great-rodini#comment-798 If any hot chicks do apply for the job I have some spare time at present so I could interview them for you. Send me their adresses and I'll go round and take down their particulars! Keep it Up ! The Coxeman If any hot chicks do apply for the job I have some spare time at present so I could interview them for you.

Send me their adresses and I’ll go round and take down their particulars!

Keep it Up !
The Coxeman

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