Grimsby Girls Cleethorpes Babes and Me
Why is it I cannot do to myself what I can do to Grimsby girls and babes from Cleethorpes ?
This and other vexations in the best and worst of recent days
Our regular visitors will know that one of the things I do is help people to find the right things in search engines such as Google, by the right things I mean my things before other people’s 
There is not just search but also Google Images which is very popular nowadays.
Vanity searching the web is now long established but what happens if you search for yourself on Google images.
Well I’ve been doing a bit of work in this field and now rank number 1 for Grimsby Girls and Cleethorpes Babes and other such terms - here are the screen caps
Awesome - that’s the way to do it !
What about an image search for Rod Collins then, no problem there - what do I look like according to Google
This could be cross dressing gone too far 
The girls are from my MySpace page and the guy is somebody from Australia.
So not really a good match - though I’d sooner be seen wearing stockings and a thong like the girl in the first pic than I would sporting a beard like the second picture
The first picture that is actually of me shows a pair of wellington boots 
I could use some picture updates on the site ideally.
I am now have 2 pictures featuring your host both are great, one is beyond awesome the other very impressive but sadly I can’t put either on the site both for completely different reasons !
Other Issues
Top Drawer
Being very lucky in the whole scheme of things
Eating different food
Being photographed with a potential Miss Grimsby
Inspector Lynley on DVD
Richard Sharpe books
Judas Priest 
Bottom Drawer
My brother’s sponsored child in Burma - is she alright ?
Being Called ‘Fat Rod’
That’s all I’m going to complain about !
If you have a gripe about something then feel free to rant below - you know you’ll feel better.
I’ve let tons of things go that I could have blogged.
Such as Sexy Nurses celebrating National Nursing Day (how could I not do that one)
Obese people being responsible for starvation in the third world
Hospital buying extra wide ambulances and beds etc etc
I could have had a blogging field day on the health service alone last week !
Are my standards slipping?
All the best
Rod
Little Brother said,
May 21, 2008 @ 8:53 am
Rod,
Are your standards slipping? Didn’t realise they could go any lower
LB
Rod said,
May 21, 2008 @ 9:01 am
LB
Fear not !
I can always rise to new lows
Rod
Lindi Lou said,
May 21, 2008 @ 1:14 pm
Hi Rod
Here’s something else to feel happy about. I sent a couple of pics from your site to my friends in the office and now you have half of my place of work swooning over you. All female so don’t worry and all between the ages of 19 and 35. How do you do it?
Really quite concerned however about the guys pics Rod. Is there something you’re not telling us…….
;-)
Rod said,
May 21, 2008 @ 3:56 pm
LL
I think you must have sent one of the Daniel Craig pictures by mistake
The Hot Guy section is there by order of Jordan who, quite rightly, said there should be some balance and she’d seen enough girls in bikinis - never let it be said I have a problem with female authority !
Rod
Jordan said,
May 22, 2008 @ 9:31 am
RC
You should by the sounds of it take a trip to Lindi Lou’s office, sign a few things, get out on some dates, you could be on a winner!
Jordan
Rod said,
May 22, 2008 @ 10:41 am
Jordan
I think they’d be disappointed if they saw me in the flesh
Besides I’m sure it’s still a picture mix-up !
As to going out on dates, I like the sound of it, all I need now is a woman daft enough to reciprocate
Rod