Grimsby Celebrity Big in Lincolnshire
Are there any well known celebrities in Grimsby and Lincolnshire ? So it seems !
Are you likely to bump into anyone well known when wandering around Great Grimsby ?
It seems you are - guess who it is ?
Why me of course 
Not content with being bigger than the Spice Girls or indeed being banned in Qatar your host is now being recognized on the streets 
Now I know how Brad Pitt feels, though I wish I was feeling what Brad is feeling, public recognition may become the bane of my life !
Walking to the Post Office with my head in the clouds I was accosted in the street !
Excuse me, aren’t you the guy on the website ?
-
Errr … what website is that ?
I was looking for something on the internet the other day and came across a website and there was a picture of you looking at me - it is you isn’t it ?
-
Yes that would be me - I hope you liked the site
I did - I bet this happens to you all the time
-
Not as often as you might imagine but a lot of people do look at the site.
Will this fame continue to spread or was that my 15 minutes ?
Will it change me ?
I hope I am not forced to move or hire security.
Naturally I shall not let any of this stardom go to my head, regular visitors can be assured I will remain grounded and despite my ever growing public profile and cult celebrity status I shall still talk to the general public 
So if you see me in the street say hello, especially if you are female, fit and hot 
Sadly I won’t be signing autographs as they’ll only end up being sold on e-bay
Regards
Rod
Jordan said,
March 3, 2008 @ 8:35 am
RC
Oh my! Your head won’t be able to get in doorways soon.
WoE, please cast a spell!
As for “signing autographs” and being sold on Ebay. I wouldn’t give up your so called “day job” on the strength of this. Although, if you decide to turn gay, you could sell your virginity on Ebay, this i am told is worth a shot (it is Monday).
Set up the web-cam, i love to see grown men cry
Jordan
Rod said,
March 3, 2008 @ 9:08 am
Jordan,
being an international megastar has not gone to my head
Set up the web-cam, i love to see grown men cry
Fantastic !
You rightly point out the day of the week and indeed the self-imposed deadline for a wife or partner.
So that’s out the window I guess !
I had also veered away from being gay once the mechanics of the situation were explained to me
I dare not risk the eBay route, bidding would probably stop at £4.99
Cheers
Rod
Witches of Eastwick said,
March 3, 2008 @ 12:56 pm
Jordan,
We’re all out of spells for the benefit of RC. You have to wonder how keen he really is to find a woman that fits his rather exacting agenda…. please note he hasn’t asked our friends in Cloud 9 to put the word out among the single ladies. That, we would have thought, would be ideal and guarantees him the level of fitness he’s looking for. The ball is in his court wouldn’t you say?
Rod,
Stop watching scantily clad women on the telly and get out there and find one! While you’ve been procrastinating all the singles we know have found a mate
WoE
Rod said,
March 3, 2008 @ 3:53 pm
WoE
While you’ve been procrastinating all the singles we know have found a mate
That’s excellent news, shows there is hope
I may revert to plan B …
Regards
Rod
N.B. Plan B yet to be formulated !
Witches of Eastwick said,
March 3, 2008 @ 6:19 pm
Rod,
Think we passed plan B some time ago but we admire your optimism. Plan C involves newspaper ads and a country wide bus ad campaign featuring your best side… Plan D involves scrapping all previous plans and pleading with the postwoman
WoE
Rod said,
March 3, 2008 @ 6:50 pm
WoE
you’re probably right - nearer plan X I suspect !
pleading with the postwoman
Spooky
We used to have a postie girl who went by the alluring nom de guerre of ‘Hot Legs’
She too has found love and just started a new family - looks like I’m the only one left.
No gags about “if you were the last man on earth” please ladies
Cheers
Rod