Absinthe makths the heart grow fonder that’s what dear Colin says…

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We’ve told the all girl Cosmetic Roughening Up Company that you’re simply not interested…. put away those fishnets we said, it’ll do you no good…’but we’re trawler women’ they said, the CRUP are nextdoor

Onwards and into Spring so that we may all benefit from the bulb fields, catkins and rare sightings of your latest white shirt, ruffles ruffling in the wind (let’s hope they are ruffles and not just puckered seams)

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Not sure about the visitor numbers here at GY, your host found himself out of town today, probably a good thing as being a Freeman of the Borough of Great Grimsby I may have been called upon to enact civic duties on this illustrious day
kissing ribbons and cutting babies and such like
RC

You need ‘roughing’ up a bit if you want pirate status… you’re probably more of a Bloom than a Depp. Speaking of which have you metamorphed into your new look yet and does it include a flouncy white shirt?

We hope the fine weather brought many a curious person to the Grimsby area today, as if it needed more of the same

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My brief period of Depp style facial hair marked the highpoint of aspirational JD lookalike wishes - 5, much needed, minutes with a razor brought that chapter to a close.
I have considered re opening said chapter but remain unconvinced

Regards
Rod

A bright yellow sowester is one of the few hats we don’t possess - pity because from time to time we find ourselves yearning. We wish Austin well in his quest to bring Grimsby to the attention of the great British public. The marketing campaign overlooked the possibilities of your good self dressed as a ‘Depp’ pirate which was very short sighted in our view. Still, don’t let that stop you from playing your part…. we will build a float to carry you through the streets of Lincolnshire although not necessarily today… will the message be lost if we aim for say, April?

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