Goldeneye Gets a Manicure
Never one to be seen in anything less than an impressively turned out fashion your host saw himself making the most of his nails and hands today !
Having always been diligent in this area myself I have always sported tidy and polished nails, now, however, the Goldeneye digits are even more impressive !
I have had cuticle massage cream applied, then hands soaked in hot water with a special balm. The cuticles were then pushed back using a hoof stick and trimmed then hands then soaked once again.
This was followed by an exfolitaing salt balm hand scrub, soaked once more then a relaxing hand massage using rose lotion.
The results …………… awesome !
All carried out by a fully qualified beautician - now we just need to sort out the rest of me 
Regards
Rod - soon to be male hand model
The Coxeman said,
March 18, 2007 @ 9:30 pm
I’ve told everyone before and if anyone ever doubted me they now know for sure - you’re a nancy-boy !
Keep it Up!
The Coxeman
PS I’m now back in the country, so watch out !
Little Brother said,
March 18, 2007 @ 11:02 pm
Rod,
Amazing that-was only thinking how your cuticles needed doing today as I swiped the larger half of the extra chicken breast. Does your beautician have a treatment for protein overload?
LB
Rod said,
March 19, 2007 @ 7:12 am
LB
I’m pleased to hear you are now noticing the more important things in life, this improvement will stand you in good stead.
I was happy to allow you the larger portion, you looked so thin and malnourished I thought your need greater than mine
My beautician certainly does have something for an excess of protein and very effective it is too !
Take it steady Arnie
Goldeneye - You Know the Name, You Know the Number !
the dinosaur said,
March 19, 2007 @ 7:46 am
a manicure! are we getting a little bit bored with our life goldeneye?
Rod said,
March 19, 2007 @ 9:01 am
Dino
not at all my good friend, all in the pursuit of good grooming.
Being the Most Eligible Bachelor on Wybers Wood is not all glory and pleasure it comes with certain responsibilities !
Life here is tougher than it may first appear
A Retired Bookdealer said,
March 20, 2007 @ 10:22 am
No comment at this time ……. mmmmmmm !
Rod said,
March 20, 2007 @ 6:22 pm
ARB
probably just as well, you’ve yet to get over the answer to your question when you rung once.
ARB: What are you doing
Rod: Buffing my fingernails
ARB: Silence
Witches of Eastwick said,
March 20, 2007 @ 7:20 pm
Yes, we must say we were all a little astonished today when Rod took off his coat to reveal a rather fetching leotard….. to show us he said, his new exercise routine. Not that the Philosophy group aren’t used to drawing a crowd but the more mature members found his asymmetric bar display impossible to follow.
As we said Rod, you are looking in top form … so much so we forgot to look at your nails!
WoE
Little Brother said,
March 20, 2007 @ 10:54 pm
ARB,
Do you think he’s buffing for the other team?
LB
A Retired Bookdealer said,
March 21, 2007 @ 10:52 am
you’ve yet to get over the answer to your question when you rung once.
Rod ,
I remember the conversation well, three years later and I am still unable to comment ….. !
ARB
A Retired Bookdealer said,
March 21, 2007 @ 10:56 am
ARB Do you think he’s buffing for the other team? LB
No Not at all - nothing wrong with a manicure !
Femme Fatale said,
March 21, 2007 @ 2:57 pm
No he’s definately not buffing for the other team
Love
FF
x
A Retired Bookdealer said,
March 21, 2007 @ 3:19 pm
Glad to hear he is on the winning team !
” Goal … and from the touchline …..” He Scores !
( can you hear the crowd cheer )
Ps - Has that Budget thingy been done yet,
Sorry I mean have we been done yet ?.
Anybody got a cheap 4×4 ?.
Rod said,
March 21, 2007 @ 5:36 pm
Ni idea about the budget, nor could I care less.
Needless to say they’ll do nothing for me, thinking about it nor do I want anything from them !