Girls Forced to Strip Out of Gel Filled Bras
The recent security issues have brought about an unexpected dilemma.
Gel filled uplift bras !
They could be banned from planes
These gel filled ‘enhacing’ bras have sold in the millions according to a spokeswoman for the largest internet lingerie company, and they are currently their most popular product
The popularity of gel filled bras is easy to understand
Whilst this started as something of an amusing aside the reality of the lingerie problem has hit home.
The Transport Security Administration has now officially asked women to put such gel filled bras and lingerie in their checked luggage so they can be hand-checked and sadly you’ll have to travel sans your enhanced cleavage !
The real issue for them comes in when they are actually being worn.
These uplift bras can carry far more liquid or gel than many of the other items that have been banned - hence a very real issue.
The easiest answer is don’t go to the airport in lingerie that makes you look like the girl above - in fact, if you do look like her don’t leave at all - your country needs you !
Peter Stringvest said,
August 21, 2006 @ 6:55 am
In the interest of public safety I am willing to lend a hand (so to speak) to the airport security services if staffing levels are low, only if they look like her though!
As for shock absorber bras-are they designed for a first date?
Annie said,
August 21, 2006 @ 10:39 pm
So what happens to the poor triple Z girls who have implants? Do they explode at high altitudes? Will they be required to have them removed before flying between the States and the U.K.? Poor darlings; all blown up and nowhere to go.
Rod said,
August 22, 2006 @ 8:43 am
Annie,
Brilliant ! Quote of the week
Regards
Rod