Comments on: Free Breast Implants ~ Get a Free Boob Job http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/free-breast-implants-get-a-free-boob-job A Site About Everything and Nothing Thu, 17 May 2012 21:45:47 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=1.5.2 Comment on Free Breast Implants ~ Get a Free Boob Job by: Rod http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/free-breast-implants-get-a-free-boob-job#comment-8945 Sun, 07 Jun 2009 18:19:23 +0000 http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/free-breast-implants-get-a-free-boob-job#comment-8945 Hi Juli, very sorry to hear that, it certainly was a double-edged sword that one. As you say, it's everybody business at work now but on the other hand thank goodness you were there ! I'm pleased to hear your colleagues did give you preferential treatment - no doubt some woudl say that's wrong but I personally believe in looking after your own - which deep down we all would do. The perks certainly improve the further up the ladder you go Juli - I can confirm this as I am CEO and Managing Director of Goldeneye Holdings so I'm at the top of the company ladder. Sadly the ladder only has one rung :) Look After Yourself All the best Rod Hi Juli,
very sorry to hear that, it certainly was a double-edged sword that one.
As you say, it’s everybody business at work now but on the other hand thank goodness you were there !

I’m pleased to hear your colleagues did give you preferential treatment - no doubt some woudl say that’s wrong but I personally believe in looking after your own - which deep down we all would do.

The perks certainly improve the further up the ladder you go Juli - I can confirm this as I am CEO and Managing Director of Goldeneye Holdings so I’m at the top of the company ladder.
Sadly the ladder only has one rung :)

Look After Yourself
All the best
Rod

]]> Comment on Free Breast Implants ~ Get a Free Boob Job by: juli http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/free-breast-implants-get-a-free-boob-job#comment-8944 Sun, 07 Jun 2009 18:01:02 +0000 http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/free-breast-implants-get-a-free-boob-job#comment-8944 I did discover what has to be absolutely the only perk to my job the other day. Not much of a perk though, and I certainly didn't appreciate it at the time, largely because I wasn't really in any fit state to notice it! I have epilepsy, managed to randomly have a seizure at work a few weeks ago. Having been seizure-free for four and a half years I can think of many many better, less embarrassing, places than work for me to have a seizure. I work in a hospital, so needless to say, hotbed of gossip that hospitals tend to be, now everyone knows about it - if one more person at work asks me how I'm feeling I might just scream! But anyway, the perk? Well, I was carted off to A&E, as you'd expect, and according to my colleague was seen in record time purely because I'm staff. Didn't feel like it at the time though. That's one perk I'd rather not have to take advantage of again! Other than that I can well and truly confirm there are no perks at all to working for the NHS (well maybe if you're a consultant or an important manager-bod, but not if you're at the ordinary staff level). Can't even get myself bumped up the list for an outpaitent appointment! I did discover what has to be absolutely the only perk to my job the other day. Not much of a perk though, and I certainly didn’t appreciate it at the time, largely because I wasn’t really in any fit state to notice it! I have epilepsy, managed to randomly have a seizure at work a few weeks ago. Having been seizure-free for four and a half years I can think of many many better, less embarrassing, places than work for me to have a seizure. I work in a hospital, so needless to say, hotbed of gossip that hospitals tend to be, now everyone knows about it - if one more person at work asks me how I’m feeling I might just scream!
But anyway, the perk? Well, I was carted off to A&E, as you’d expect, and according to my colleague was seen in record time purely because I’m staff. Didn’t feel like it at the time though. That’s one perk I’d rather not have to take advantage of again!

Other than that I can well and truly confirm there are no perks at all to working for the NHS (well maybe if you’re a consultant or an important manager-bod, but not if you’re at the ordinary staff level). Can’t even get myself bumped up the list for an outpaitent appointment!

]]> Comment on Free Breast Implants ~ Get a Free Boob Job by: Rod http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/free-breast-implants-get-a-free-boob-job#comment-8895 Fri, 29 May 2009 15:33:30 +0000 http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/free-breast-implants-get-a-free-boob-job#comment-8895 Jordan, looks like the best jobs going at the moment are Members of Parliament and nursing staff in the Czech Republic :) best Rod Jordan,
looks like the best jobs going at the moment are Members of Parliament and nursing staff in the Czech Republic :)
best
Rod

]]> Comment on Free Breast Implants ~ Get a Free Boob Job by: Jordan http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/free-breast-implants-get-a-free-boob-job#comment-8894 Fri, 29 May 2009 11:37:33 +0000 http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/free-breast-implants-get-a-free-boob-job#comment-8894 RC Indeed! My job offers very few perks, maybe i should start training as a nurse in Prague :lol: Jordan RC

Indeed!

My job offers very few perks, maybe i should start training as a nurse in Prague :lol:

Jordan

]]> Comment on Free Breast Implants ~ Get a Free Boob Job by: Rod http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/free-breast-implants-get-a-free-boob-job#comment-8892 Fri, 29 May 2009 07:36:54 +0000 http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/free-breast-implants-get-a-free-boob-job#comment-8892 Dino, <i>bookselling</i> and <i>trap</i> are certainly two words which go very well together :) Dino,
bookselling and trap are certainly two words which go very well together :)

]]> Comment on Free Breast Implants ~ Get a Free Boob Job by: the dinosaur http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/free-breast-implants-get-a-free-boob-job#comment-8891 Fri, 29 May 2009 07:20:50 +0000 http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/free-breast-implants-get-a-free-boob-job#comment-8891 Rod, this talk of selling books and the big block of cheese, for some reason made me think of Agatha Christie's "The Mousetrap" :) Rod, this talk of selling books and the big block of cheese, for some reason made me think of Agatha Christie’s “The Mousetrap” :)

]]> Comment on Free Breast Implants ~ Get a Free Boob Job by: Rod http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/free-breast-implants-get-a-free-boob-job#comment-8890 Fri, 29 May 2009 06:41:08 +0000 http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/free-breast-implants-get-a-free-boob-job#comment-8890 Dino, keep the gags coming :) I declined the offer of biscuits just as I once declined the offer of some cheese. It was a block 1 foot square at the end and 1.5 feet long ! ! I also declined a man's offer to sleep with his wife if he could watch :shock: That was on a night shift and night shift production workers are notoriously prone to quirky ideas. On that theme, I also got an official company memo from the Chief Engineer once instructing me not to sleep with a particualr girl and it named her. It seems she wasn't she sharpest knife in the drawer and somebody told her if she got pregnant the council would give her a flat - so she kept disappearing during her break times with various members (pun intended) of the engineering department. It got that bad that the company actually asked the Chief Engineer to put a stop to it ! You don't get perks like that selling books :) Anyway enough of the trips down memory lane . . . Best Rod Dino,
keep the gags coming :)
I declined the offer of biscuits just as I once declined the offer of some cheese.
It was a block 1 foot square at the end and 1.5 feet long ! !

I also declined a man’s offer to sleep with his wife if he could watch :shock:
That was on a night shift and night shift production workers are notoriously prone to quirky ideas.

On that theme, I also got an official company memo from the Chief Engineer once instructing me not to sleep with a particualr girl and it named her.
It seems she wasn’t she sharpest knife in the drawer and somebody told her if she got pregnant the council would give her a flat - so she kept disappearing during her break times with various members (pun intended) of the engineering department.
It got that bad that the company actually asked the Chief Engineer to put a stop to it !

You don’t get perks like that selling books :)

Anyway enough of the trips down memory lane . . .
Best
Rod

]]> Comment on Free Breast Implants ~ Get a Free Boob Job by: the dinosaur http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/free-breast-implants-get-a-free-boob-job#comment-8889 Thu, 28 May 2009 22:00:16 +0000 http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/free-breast-implants-get-a-free-boob-job#comment-8889 Rod, this story seems to remind me of that old phrase "making a mountain out of a molehill", by the way how many packets of biscuits have you got left bearing in mind how slim you are? :) Rod, this story seems to remind me of that old phrase “making a mountain out of a molehill”, by the way how many packets of biscuits have you got left bearing in mind how slim you are? :)

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