Free Breast Implants ~ Get a Free Boob Job
How to get breast implants for nothing !
Well, all you need to be is a qualified nurse and you too can bet a free boob job - you could say it’s a perk (sorry) of the job
Where can you get the operation though and what are some of the other perks of what we do for a living.
If you want bigger breasts then all you need to do is be a qualified nurse and go to work in a plastic surgery clinic in Prague !
It’s a Golden Handshake as they are so desperate for staff - it certainly is a benefit in kind, much better than some job perks.
All this nurse business reminds me of when I had a suspected Broken Toe anyway back to perks of the job
I knew a single guy that could get all the free tampons he wanted and someone that worked for Waddingtons packaging division and he had 100s of packs of playing cards !
I once went to help out a, as it turned out incompetent, engineering department at a United Biscuits factory.
After solving the problem in a couple of hours the factory manager was so pleased to have his production line running again he said I could have all the chocolate biscuits I could carry !
I was talking to somebody I hadn’t seen in years and the talk turned to growing organic vegetables. I was then informed that if I wanted any manure his brother in law worked on a diary farm and could have all the cow **** he wanted - “it’s a perk of the job” he said without even a hint of irony !
If anybody else gets ‘perks of the job’ or knows of any particularly good ones feel free to share
Perkily Yours
Rod
the dinosaur said,
May 28, 2009 @ 11:00 pm
Rod, this story seems to remind me of that old phrase “making a mountain out of a molehill”, by the way how many packets of biscuits have you got left bearing in mind how slim you are?
Rod said,
May 29, 2009 @ 7:41 am
Dino,
keep the gags coming
I declined the offer of biscuits just as I once declined the offer of some cheese.
It was a block 1 foot square at the end and 1.5 feet long ! !
I also declined a man’s offer to sleep with his wife if he could watch
That was on a night shift and night shift production workers are notoriously prone to quirky ideas.
On that theme, I also got an official company memo from the Chief Engineer once instructing me not to sleep with a particualr girl and it named her.
It seems she wasn’t she sharpest knife in the drawer and somebody told her if she got pregnant the council would give her a flat - so she kept disappearing during her break times with various members (pun intended) of the engineering department.
It got that bad that the company actually asked the Chief Engineer to put a stop to it !
You don’t get perks like that selling books
Anyway enough of the trips down memory lane . . .
Best
Rod
the dinosaur said,
May 29, 2009 @ 8:20 am
Rod, this talk of selling books and the big block of cheese, for some reason made me think of Agatha Christie’s “The Mousetrap”
Rod said,
May 29, 2009 @ 8:36 am
Dino,
bookselling and trap are certainly two words which go very well together
Jordan said,
May 29, 2009 @ 12:37 pm
RC
Indeed!
My job offers very few perks, maybe i should start training as a nurse in Prague
Jordan
Rod said,
May 29, 2009 @ 4:33 pm
Jordan,
looks like the best jobs going at the moment are Members of Parliament and nursing staff in the Czech Republic
best
Rod
juli said,
June 7, 2009 @ 7:01 pm
I did discover what has to be absolutely the only perk to my job the other day. Not much of a perk though, and I certainly didn’t appreciate it at the time, largely because I wasn’t really in any fit state to notice it! I have epilepsy, managed to randomly have a seizure at work a few weeks ago. Having been seizure-free for four and a half years I can think of many many better, less embarrassing, places than work for me to have a seizure. I work in a hospital, so needless to say, hotbed of gossip that hospitals tend to be, now everyone knows about it - if one more person at work asks me how I’m feeling I might just scream!
But anyway, the perk? Well, I was carted off to A&E, as you’d expect, and according to my colleague was seen in record time purely because I’m staff. Didn’t feel like it at the time though. That’s one perk I’d rather not have to take advantage of again!
Other than that I can well and truly confirm there are no perks at all to working for the NHS (well maybe if you’re a consultant or an important manager-bod, but not if you’re at the ordinary staff level). Can’t even get myself bumped up the list for an outpaitent appointment!
Rod said,
June 7, 2009 @ 7:19 pm
Hi Juli,
very sorry to hear that, it certainly was a double-edged sword that one.
As you say, it’s everybody business at work now but on the other hand thank goodness you were there !
I’m pleased to hear your colleagues did give you preferential treatment - no doubt some woudl say that’s wrong but I personally believe in looking after your own - which deep down we all would do.
The perks certainly improve the further up the ladder you go Juli - I can confirm this as I am CEO and Managing Director of Goldeneye Holdings so I’m at the top of the company ladder.
Sadly the ladder only has one rung
Look After Yourself
All the best
Rod