Feminists Make the Best Wives
Good Evening Truth Seekers !
Rod Damon here with some startling news.
Feminists Make the Best Wives !
A well wisher was kind enough to bring some newly published research to my attention which, I have to say, left me flabbergasted.
A Feminist Makes the Best Wife !
Several stiff malt whiskies later I recovered from the shock !
As I am a self-sufficient bachelor with a high IQ you can readily imagine that the idea of taking on a wife fills me with abject horror. But, can you imagine having a bloody bra-burner as a ball and chain ?
As we all know, feminists tend to be lesbians or too fat and ugly to land a husband which, quite naturally, should rule them out as suitable wifely material. All men, even those dumb enough to seek out a wife, know this, well maybe these week-kneed half-men should reconsider and perhaps think the unthinkable.
Research has shown that women who class themselves as feminists (edit by site owner: important distinction in that description) have happier, healthier relationships and better sex lives than real women.
I cannot see it myself, women who are given to chaining themselves to railings or ruining a gentleman’s sporting day out at the Derby are clearly unbalanced and best avoided.
So my advice still holds good - Avoid Marriage Like the Plague
I was going to say; I’d love to hear from any man male who has a feminist for a wife or girlfriend but they’re probably not allowed on the internet or are too busy making the beds !
I’ll need some convincing
Keep it Up !
The Coxeman
Jordan said,
October 24, 2007 @ 8:38 am
Cox
“Feminists tend to be lesbians or too fat and ugly to land a husband”
I don’t think so! I am not fat, lesbian or ugly and seem to be quite popular with the men (although not a hussy)
maybe!) To be able to live my life and tell me what to do. If I want something I buy it.
I regard myself as a stand alone, ballsy gal. I don’t need a man behind me (well some of the time
I’m all for equality in the work place and in general.
And there is no way I would ‘burn my bra’ they cost far too much.
Jordan
The Coxeman said,
October 24, 2007 @ 9:31 am
Ms Jordan,
you certainly are quite feisty, we can see that in what you write.
You could well be one of the few exceptions, you’ll note use of word tend in the sentence you quoted.
As to not needing a man to tell you what to do, look, I’m not old-fashioned, some relic from the past, I know some women don’t need a man to tell them what to do (most do obviously) it’s just that you need a man to tell you what’s the best thing to do !
Pleased to hear you are not burning bras - I hate to see good lingerie going to waste
Keep it Up !
The Coxeman
Witches of Eastwick said,
October 24, 2007 @ 11:47 am
Mr Damon,
Now this might come as a bitter blow but you’re just not husband material. The sliding scale begins with the weasel type and ends with a sort of George Clooney all singing all dancing type. We don’t know where to place you and that’s possibly because you’re never there, always away on business, earning lots of money ….. now hold on a minute, always away, lots of money … ummm suddenly you’re sounding like the ideal husband
We’ve tried burning our bras (damn the expense) but the grate can’t take it any more and has gone into melt-down…
WoE
p.s. avoid the plague like a marriage … we’ve had both and of the two the plague was definitely the worst (only just)
The Coxeman said,
October 24, 2007 @ 12:10 pm
Ms WoE,
but you’re just not husband material
Why do so many women keep trying to trap me into marriage then ?
Women are genetically predisposed toward marriage, it’s in their make-up they cannot help but yearn for marriage !
And who can blame them - it’s a great deal and for the modern career woman a good career choice.
So, by definition, a real man should do the reverse and try to avoid the slow miserable strangulation of marriage.
If you doubt me:
How many young girls fantasize about their wedding day ?
Ever heard of boys doing it ?
Think of a wedding day, girls fussing about trying to make the day perfect and getting all excited.
What do the men do ? Feel sorry for the groom and ask him if he’s sure he’s doing the right thing (which of course he isn’t usually)
Look at a couple that are not married or living together - everyone naturally assumes it’s because the man is not willing to commit and the woman is just waiting for a proposal (which of course she usually is).
Swallow your pride and admit The Coxeman is always right !
Rod Damon
Witches of Eastwick said,
October 24, 2007 @ 6:48 pm
Coxey,
Look, we’ll make a deal with you … any women pestering for nupials, just point them in our direction and that’ll be that. In no time at all you’ll be surprised how many see the light and make for the hills, leaving you in peace with your pipe and slippers.
Think of a wedding day, girls fussing about trying to make the day perfect and getting all excited. that’s just a cover up (closely related to hysteria) to mask their emotion once the penny drops and they realize the enormity of their commitment to Mr Boring Pants and sleepless nights while he snores
WoE