Rod Collins

Did You Get What You Wanted this Christmas ?
Great if you did - typical if you did not …

I suspect most of the girls ended up disappointed [a fact of life for most women I suspect ] given that ideally they would want to spend xmas with Johnny Depp in the Caribbean !
So says a new poll - and who can blame them ?

Johnny Depp - Pirate and Stealer of Hearts !

Whilst I have had a ‘good do’ [ early initial calculations show a predicted nett gain this year ] I too have had to live with disappointment. Not only did I not get what I wanted but what I wanted is no longer quite as good as what I wanted was before - still with me ?

The delectable Katie Price aka Jordan returned from America after her latest boob job on Saturday. The Americans are criticized and blamed for a great deal in the world today.
Frankly, I think being responsible for reducing the size of Jordan’s breasts is an absolute nadir for them and the most despicable and shameful act in their history - any of our American cousins reading this please bow your heads in shame.
I’ll never forgive them

Anyhoo, in the interests of keeping a national archive of Britain’s cultural history here is a shot from the last ever official photo shoot featuring the 32 FFs just days before the desecration!

Goodbye Old Friends
Parting is such sweet sorrow

Whilst invitations for Christmas Dinners were down somewhat on last year the demand for the produce from Goldeneye River Cottage was strong.
Naturally most were rebuffed as my organic veg is simply too deluxe to be dispersed in anything other than an exclusive manner.
Here are my first ever carrots, pulled this morning !

Early Nantes Organic Carrots

I hope you appreciate the picture as it’s brought to you with not a little difficulty !
Batteries were dead - then the computer proclaimed with unerring certainty that there is no software on this computer to process this task.
There has been all year, maybe it fell through a hole in the bottom or something.
I tried various moronic things like clicking on the software icons that are not on the computer apparently - eventually had to reinstall everything - bloody technology !
This blog would be so easy to do were it not for technology

I’ve been inundated with festive greetings e-cards from my legion of 592 MySpace friends - very heart-warming
This one seemed the most appropriate

Taylor Wane with Guitar !

I suppose I should get on with my xmas dinner shortly, must make sure it’s cook thoroughly !
Rather than go for a turkey I’ve opted for chicken this year …
Lord Sainsbury was also nice enough to cover it in madras curry sauce as well

I hope you all had, or are having, a nice time and many thanks to all those taking the time to visit and read this clap-trap
Merry Christmas to Everyone (well apart from Jordan’s cosmetic surgeon of course)
Rod