Dannii Minogue Strips for Next Underwear
Dannii Minogue, pop star - celebrity sister of Kylie Minogue, has followed what seems to be de rigeur amongst female celebrities today - stripping to model underwear !
It seems like something of a cache to do this but because it’s been done so often now you really have to have your own range to be a player as a lingerie model - wearing someone else’s bras, knickers and thongs no longer cuts the mustard imho.
Dannii Minogue in a Thong
As with most things in the hot-chick arena Katie Price shows the way Jordan’s Asda Lingerie. Whilst this is ‘her own range’ it does share one thing in common with this latest underwear range the Next are offering - it’s boring !
Dannii Minogue in Next Underwear Collection
It does seem a little plain and something of a waste to employ such a babe as this and have her looking so plain. I realise it’s for free promotion and advertising, obviously works as I’m doing this, but …
Perhaps it’s just me but … ladies lingerie should be practical or hot !
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What’s the point of a halfway house such as this ?
Why use hot celebrity girls to push boring lingerie ?
What’s with all the big pants for girls ?
These are some of the great questions of our times and I think we deserve answers !
I may wear a skimpy ladies thong all day today in protest against boring lingerie !
I shall start a campaign to bring back proper hot lingerie to the high street - are you with me or against me ?
Little Brother said,
August 3, 2007 @ 3:51 pm
Rod,
Have they got your size?
LB
Rod said,
August 3, 2007 @ 5:34 pm
LB,
I’m sure most of the sizes would be too big
They’re too plain and dull for me anyway !
Best
RC
the dinosaur said,
August 3, 2007 @ 6:05 pm
whilst I sympathise with your campaign, I’m not sure wearing a skimpy ladies thong in protest is a good idea, following on from buying your trousers in a ladies shop, perhaps its time to change your diet?
Witches of Eastwick said,
August 3, 2007 @ 6:07 pm
Rod,
Several things occur to us on this topic …. one, this is obviously dear to your heart and on your mind more or less constantly, two … if men didn’t exist would womens lingerie be plain white and functional?… last but not least, since you are an expert in such matters and with your general eye for style shouldn’t you be designing your own range? We shall inspect your initial sketches and give a Witches eye view (nothing too racy mind, think Lincolnshire…. it could be called the Clunch Collection
).
If you’re feeling flush (with cash that is) then seek out the new lingerie shop in the Bailgate in Lincoln, near the carpark, it’s high class stuff but is it raunchy enough for a Collins?
LB,
You know as well as I that this is just another excuse for Rod to get into womens undies! We thought his new interest as a market gardener would overshadow his other obsessions but there again he could yet become Grimsby’s answer to Agent Provocateur
WoE (in favour of Victorian smalls!)
Rod said,
August 3, 2007 @ 7:42 pm
Dino,
you could well be right but I am willing to sacrifice myself to the Gods of Lingerie in the interests of woman kind - they too need to rise up and revolt - I hope to stir this rebellion with my selfless sacfifice
Rod said,
August 3, 2007 @ 7:50 pm
WoE,
I think you’re onto something - I may well design my own range - I call out now to any suitable models to get in touch - I could well bring the whole process to this site from start to finish !
I may need to do some intensive research and delve more deeply into women’s lingerie - Oh ! the pressures of work
If you’re female, hot and don’t mind me having a quick rummage in your drawers drop me a line
As to the Bailgate, do you refer to the one down the side street, next to a cafe and on the right as you look at the the car park and castle wall
(in favour of Victorian smalls!) sheer class that - excellent !
Rod
Witches of Eastwick said,
August 4, 2007 @ 10:15 am
Rod,
No, down the side street with the shoe shop on your right, castle car park in front and lingerie on the left opposite a cafe! ‘Tis here dear boy that we’ll launch your new range ….. how shall these rare and exquisite items be carried, are we going for the velvet lined attache case or the inside panels of your raincoat? Soon the Rod Collins name will be synonymous with pants
As an engineer, we expect your undies to be well constructed, iconic and built to last, much like ironbridge:)
WoE
Rod said,
August 4, 2007 @ 3:12 pm
WoE
I cannot bother with small rural areas - I intend to launch globally - all I need are the appropriate models and designs to plaster on billboards worldwide - my success will be measured not in sales but by the number of road accidents caused by the roadside ones !
RC
Witches of Eastwick said,
August 5, 2007 @ 11:46 am
Rod,
The male driver is so easily distracted! Are you feeling quite well … measuring success with public opinion rather than profit?
That aside …. how’s your courgettes? Ours are producing at an alarming rate which has led to a Coven frenzy in the kitchen. We’ll give you the recipe when next we meet. Everything else is slow but sure.
Another burning question is why are we taken up with the blog when it’s tropical weather outside? We must be in need of our local apothecary
WoE
Rod said,
August 5, 2007 @ 4:06 pm
My courgette plants are growing at an alarming rate though have yet to bear ‘fruit’
Traffic in general is actually on the way up !
The sun is no competition for this site