Daniel Craig For the Ladies This Time
It’s about time I redressed the balance for our female readers. It’s out with Hot Chicks and in with Hot Dudes.
Daniel Craig, the new James Bond, got a bumpy ride when he was first announced. Reviews for Casino Royale are now coming in and look great.
One thing that I keep reading is
Just how impressed the girls are. Apparantly he sizzles in scenes with Vesper Lynd and looks pretty handy when walking out of the sea. For your delectation
A Hot Dude ! - trying to redress the balance
Looking forward to seeing Casino Royale here at Goldeneye, even more so when I saw this quote on the MI6 James Bond 007 site taken directly from the film Casino Royale.
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Bartender: “Shaken or stirred?”
Bond: “Does it look like I give a damn?”
How cool is that ?
I’d be interested to know whether our female audience share the reviewers opinion
Rod said,
November 8, 2006 @ 1:35 pm
Post Scriptum
I loathe the add even more heat and excitement for our female viewers as I’m sure they’re already hot enough under the collar but you’ll all no doubt be enthused to know that I am currently following the Daniel Craig workout from the latest GQ. It has been laid out by the DC’s own personal trainer responsible for getting him in the shape you see above - the exact same workout!
It cannot fail to work - by summer I’ll be walking down Cleethorpes beach replicating the scene!
Jordan said,
November 8, 2006 @ 2:24 pm
Oh God: By summer I’ll be walking down Cleethorpes beach replicating the scene!
Please ensure to have medical assistance walking behind you then, as reports on Cleethorpes beach are not good! And if you are trying to lure the Cleethorpes ‘hotties’ from your pic gallery, I wouldn’t bother!!
Not a bad bod on ole DC, the shorts seem to be lacking in certain areas tho, maybe it was very cold that day! Water a bit nippy and all that!
Rod said,
November 8, 2006 @ 2:42 pm
Jordan,
only you could diss James Bond !
Your standards are something all girls should aspire to.
And if you are trying to lure the Cleethorpes ‘hotties’ from your pic gallery
I can’t argue with that!
I should be safe though as the young girls around Cleethorpes have to keep off the beach - the pushchairs are too difficult on the sand
Witches of Eastwick said,
November 8, 2006 @ 3:43 pm
Rod, having seen DC walking out of the sea last night, we declare he definitely has a ‘Milanaise’ swing/gait. So while all the girls concentrate on walking in expensive high heels, you really must practise the DC gait …. what with your natural talent for attracting female attention, this really would be the icing on the Collins cake. Although your regular contributors will note it is unlikely that you will ever be seen in those little blue shorts. By the time you have speared a few fish (and the odd bather) fully suited, you then make your much admired nonchalant stroll up Cleethorpes beach. The witches are hoping the drenched white shirt look won’t let us down … after all this time we couldn’t deal with the disappointment.
Rod are you safe doing at-home workouts … could be days before anyone finds you in a locked unflattering position? Just so we’re in the picture, are you wearing your usual Jane Fonda’s or will you be needing something from Horncastle market large knicker stall? Versatile things the giant knicker, for a start when not worn they can double up as a flag perhaps, to announce that you are in residence and receiving guests etc. Ours have never let us down when lost at sea or making an impromptu parachute drop, as any budding 007 knows, you must never leave the house without them. WoE
Rod said,
November 8, 2006 @ 4:15 pm
WoE
Milanaise swing Jordan appears less than impressed with any type of swinging the picture.
I am well aware of your wet shirt, Mr Darcy issues, and may consider one such shot for my portfolio.
I feel safe (well ish) doing the Daniel Craig workout here, if I do end up laid on the floor unable to move for 2 days it will make a pleasant change. At least I shall emerge rested.
As to volumous female undergarments, this is an area, as discussed on Tuesday, that is like a phobia to me - I run a mile at the thought let alone the sight !
Regards
Rod
Jordan said,
November 8, 2006 @ 4:37 pm
No diss intended to James Bond, there was a back handed compliment in there somewhere, and those are few and far between from me.
As to ‘Your standards are something all girls should aspire to’. Yes indeed they should, if you dont have standards, you dont have anything! We all may fall off the track once in a while, but we learn by this and repercussions should be not encouraged.
WOE there is no need to practise walking in high heels here, it is born in me.
Witches of Eastwick said,
November 8, 2006 @ 4:42 pm
Air traffic control have borrowed our vfu’s as emergency windsocks. We are only too pleased to be of assistance to queen and country and short-sighted, low flying broomstick pilots….
Jordan said,
November 8, 2006 @ 4:54 pm
Rod
Milanaise swing Jordan appears less than impressed.
Indeed I am, but I think ive been spoiled in my life, although I do recall a very small, meagre period at the turn of this century!
Witches of Eastwick said,
November 8, 2006 @ 4:55 pm
Jordan …. it was born in us too but sadly time and bad landings have taken their toll!!
Jordan said,
November 8, 2006 @ 5:27 pm
WOE
Get Mr Collins to customise your broomsticks next Tuesday, those landings should be smoother then.
Regards
Rod said,
November 8, 2006 @ 5:43 pm
Jordan
Indeed I am, but I think ive been spoiled in my life, although I do recall a very small, meagre period at the turn of this century!
That’s the funniest thing I’ve read in ages
Brilliant, just brilliant!
Witches of Eastwick said,
November 8, 2006 @ 6:24 pm
Jordan, we don’t want Mr Collins whittling anything of ours, his engineering skills are hardly up to the job. Though we would add in his favour, that his graceful tackling of the unintentionally large sushi was impressive, we doubt 007 could have done better!
Regards, WoE
Jordan said,
November 9, 2006 @ 9:18 am
Rod.
I only state the truth!
WOE.
Rod was an engineer when he worked for a living, you should have faith! Im sure you have books on whittling broomsticks should he need a manual. Tho i dont expect Mr Collins reads instructions for anything, beware on take offf and landings!
The Suchi bowl was impressive and the meal looked great, but hardly helps Mr Collins lose his ‘extra few pounds’
Witches of Eastwick said,
November 9, 2006 @ 9:34 am
Jordan, you are quite right, we are trying to fatten him up for Christmas …. cut backs at the Coven dictate drastic action so a goose is out of the question!
Rod said,
November 9, 2006 @ 9:45 am
Jordan
I only state the truth!
In which case it just got even funnier
I am still laughing at the original comment.
I must make sure I never cross a feisty woman, when the knife goes in it goes in deep and girls seem to know how to twist it as well !
That said, these guys get what they deserve.
I’m off to the seaside now for a well earned day off and to see if I can buy a ticket to see Casino
Regards
Rod (in admiration - brilliant!)
Rod said,
November 9, 2006 @ 1:32 pm
Tho i dont expect Mr Collins reads instructions for anything
Being a proper engineer, not a wire-stripper, pipe bender, tin basher or mechanic, I have to confirm what Jordan says.
Referring to instructions or manuals is an admission of defeat and the last act of a desperate man!
The superiority of a logical mind never fails - unless you want a cinema ticket of course!