We know what you mean…. one of our fellow witches always buys us a spectacular calendar for Christmas but this year changed course. So off we went to investigate the world of calendars, steering well clear of the left over footballers and pop stars, we headed for an upmarket book shop where the choice was very limited but we managed to get the last Geisha half price.

By mid summer you could give your readers the choice to purchase an exclusive calendar featuring your good self….. LB can do the moody photos and we’ll all get together to design the finished article. Price then…. a fee to cover costs and make a small profit. Bet you get thousands of pre-orders! If there are any quibbles about lack of sparkle, tell them to expect a glittering extravaganza for December’s ‘Rod festooned in Christmas fairy lights’

WoE

Let us know if you’re ever photographed as the centerfold …. that we could pin up a work, after all it wouldn’t be the done thing to hang your own picture up in Goldeneye HQ, not when you’ve taken all the girlie posters down Before you ask, we haven’t got room for any more cardboard cutouts so we’ll have to pass on that but there’s sure to be thousands of requests

WoE ~ getting rid of all the old Pitt/Clooney/Firth and Craig posters to make way

LB