Master Under God Change of Direction
Having considered for some time a change of direction and almost being resolute in my decision
today proved to be something of the proverbial spanner in the works.
I had decided, now that I am all but retired, to become a professional philosopher!
I need something to answer the terminally dull and oft asked question “what do you do”
And having to deal with a barrage of questions when I answer “nothing really”
Philosophy seemed ideal in as much as the hours seem flexable and the work light.
However as of today I yearn for the tang of salt air - a life on the ocean waves etc etc.
I intend to be the ceremonial captain of a ship! Master Under God in fact !
I have decided not to actually be present on the vessel whilst it’s at sea as this would require the acquisition of some tedious qualifications and subsequently endless hours at sea.
As this would cut into my free time I shall not pursue that angle.
I have made an appointment at Dege & Skinner to be measured and fitted for a bespoke captain’s uniform.
I have up until that point to change my mind and possibly opt for another career
Suggestions on a postcard!
Mary (Lynnie's sis-in-law) said,
July 4, 2006 @ 8:25 pm
I guess you’ve met my Bruv then! Of course you’ll have to adopt the gait - he tells me it takes a while to adapt to terra firma! So as Honorary Captain, what would you transport on your ship or are we talking luxury cruise liner?
Lyn said,
July 4, 2006 @ 9:02 pm
Rod, I’m not sure I see you as a salty old sea dog although I can imagine the life style might seem attractive for a one man band and philosopher (claret drinker and part-time smoker etc). Global travel could be a problem since we’ve yet to get you out of the county but that aside it’s perfect! Another option might be a broadcaster, I remember one joined as a guest and he sent in his report about life at sea, every day live on air. He was also an excellent shopper and we managed to buy lots of goodies in every port …. apart from that he had a very leisurely life and was well paid judging by his attire. A word of warning however, don’t take your best shirts with you, the washing facilities leave a lot to be desired and require neat acid. Don’t let us cloud the issue with facts …. one or two sessions with the man in the know should give you enough detail to bluff your way through many a cocktail party ……. can’t wait! Lyn
The Gay One On Big Brother said,
July 4, 2006 @ 9:57 pm
Hello Sailor!
Lyn said,
July 4, 2006 @ 10:10 pm
……alternative careers, let me see ….
catwalk model
kissogram (could be a great way to meet women!)
waiter
waitress (no one need ever know)
particle physics lecturer
astronaut (much the same as seafarer but uniform tends to be on the warm side at cocktail parties and possibly not as flattering)
Rod said,
July 5, 2006 @ 8:36 am
Mary,
I would, ideally, be captain of an art deco style thirties cruise ship!
You are, of course, quite right in guessing the source of this latest inspiration.
PS: As an ironic sound effect a seagull has just squawked (if that’s the noise they make) whilst passing over - it could be an augury !
Rod said,
July 5, 2006 @ 8:41 am
Lyn,
you point out some very worrying facts. I naturally bow to your experience in these matters. Whilst generally ignorant of the minutiae I guessed that much of the life would be less than convenient to someone with my delicate sensibilities.
This is why I declared from the start that actually sailing the 7 seas would not be part of the deal.
I see myself in a more ceremonial role
Rod said,
July 5, 2006 @ 8:42 am
Many thanks!
You point out another aspect of nautical life that I would prefer to avoid
Rod said,
July 5, 2006 @ 8:46 am
Lyn
thanks for the suggestions, they all fall short I am afraid, either because of a risk of actually having to work or danger!
I recently applied for the job of Pammie’s bra fitter, I’ve yet to hear back from her though!
Still, hope springs eternal (copyright Alexander Pope)
Pam said,
July 6, 2006 @ 12:58 pm
You must be prepared to travel and have warm hands. When can you start?
Rod said,
July 6, 2006 @ 1:19 pm
Woo Hoo !
At last a break !
I think I’ve started already