Nottingham is close but is akin to downtown Baghdad nowadays
Regards
RC

Rockers Promise No Mercy Tour 2007 -Alice Cooper, Motorhead, Joan Jett and the Blackhearts.
Venues include Sheffield, Nottingham, Newcastle, Glasgow, Brighton, Bournemouth, Cardiff and London.
6th to 18th November.

OMITK

That sounds fabulous ….. looks like the middle-man could be trouble but don’t worry we’ll divert him with some old Shakespeare manuscripts we found in the Coven loft. Be sure to label this delicious concoction ‘hair conditioner for high flyers’ ….. we will know if it has been tampered with if Rod is more shall we say, fragrant than usual!

WoE

If you’re really good then I’ll make the masala paste for you and give it to Steptoe next time I visit Fish Town

Better make two if you expect the first one to reach its destination !

PS: Make me something I can just add water to and heat up.
Cheers
Rod
PPS: Some roast swan would be nice as well
PPPS: A bottle of Chateau Lafitte to wash it down wouldn’t go amiss either

Did we hear correctly …. low fat spread (shudder) …. no doubt your brother was joking although sadly he’ll claim it’s helped him achieve his current hour glass figure!!

Anyway down to business …. we have to admit something deeply private and revealing and wonder if you might be able to help. It’s just that despite owning a kitchen stuffed with ingredients and paraphernalia we have yet to produce a decent curry sauce. Lead us not into temptation but deliver us a recipe fit for the Gods ….. and lesser mortals like Rod!

WoE

p.s. will we need a clay oven? If so could you also give detailed construction drawings and a map of Branston’s clay quarries where we may carry out covert digging by moonlight!

we’re dealing with a bunch of bachelors
That’s the polite term I believe - I could think of several both more colourful and appropriate as well

Thank goodness you’re back …. as you can see the boys have been up to their usual stunts with Rod throwing in the odd hot chick to boost ratings. What’s worse mind you is that some of them are actually replying to him via the blog …. not a word from Daniel Craig which is suspicious …. reckon he’s been deleted. Basically they’re all still buying DVDs, stockpiling for the bunker no doubt and grumbling about the prices …. honestly anyone viewing for the first time would know we’re dealing with a bunch of bachelors (is that the term? … or possibly a rant?) … either way, bless their little cotton socks, they remain predictably entertaining for the Coven dwellers.

WoE

I did have some low fat spread, fully skimmed milk, curry powder and plenty of water from the tap !
Looking at my options and not being a trained professional I readily waved the white flag by consulting higher counsel - all to no avail.

I must concede though, when I commented above, I thought the lack of ingredients argument you proffered a little weak, there is a possibility that my sauce whould have been a little weaker than your excuse - curry powder and hot water yum yum !

Tune in for my next blog entry:
Cooking on a Budget