Carmen Electra and Joan Jet mmmmmmmm
For those of you interested in the low-brow sleazy side of life, that includes me, hot gossip for you.
It is reported that super Hot Chick Carmen Electra is dating rock chick Joan Jett !
I Love Rock n Roll is her anthemic song, which we approve of here at Goldeneye FM, but not that much that we’d go and see her live.
We could be tempted to buy a ticket to the Joan and Carmen show though 
Naturally we shall not let you down on the gratuitous picture front !
Firstly here’s a real catch - how many of the tabloids have this one.
Some time ago Carmen in a Joan Jett t-shirt on what appears to be a cold day
I was going to look for Joan Jett as well but couldn’t get passed the Carmen galleries 
I really must grow up !
Rod said,
March 23, 2007 @ 1:36 pm
There are already rumours denying these rumours but we won’t let that stop us !
Jordan said,
March 23, 2007 @ 2:11 pm
Oh my!!
I can see your site has certainly not improved in any way shape or form since my last entry (on your site that is!!)
The Gallery hasn’t improved or changed, male totty hasn’t increased. SC is still consuming half a pig, but can’t afford to live! LB still whinning about cooking for people, damn this being a Chef, no-one told me i would have to cook!!
Glad to see WoE are still flying high on their broomsticks, keeping you in line and feeding you well.
Well until next time, when i hope things have improved!!
Jordan
Little Brother said,
March 23, 2007 @ 3:25 pm
Rod,
Bags me Carmen!!!
LB
Rod said,
March 23, 2007 @ 4:20 pm
Jordan
welcome back !
Nice to hear from you again and I hope we all do so again.
You are, as usual, quite right ! The tone of the site has not lifted and remains pretty much in the tabloidian sewers
We are all much indebted to WoE here as she shines like a beacon in the night and tries to steer us on a path of decency - sadly for her it’s an uphill struggle.
Enjoy the weekend Jordan
Regards
Rod
Rod said,
March 23, 2007 @ 4:22 pm
LB
we’ll have to share then - still there looks to be enough to go around
There is an alternative plan to this job sharing idea - you could wine and dine her then I could take over !
Little Brother said,
March 23, 2007 @ 4:47 pm
Rod,
Very funny, You’ve got my number for when you get past stage one and don’t know what to do next-just like making curry sauce really.
LB
Rod said,
March 23, 2007 @ 4:56 pm
LB
I see the curry sauce as a failure on your part !
What use is it having a top chef as a brother if he cannot even steer me through a quick and simple curry sauce.
I thought the lack of ingredients argument you proffered a little weak to be honest
Little Brother said,
March 23, 2007 @ 5:03 pm
Rod,
Sorry,my fault. The problem with us ‘top chefs’ is that we cook with things like onions, tomatoes, stocks, flour, coconut milk and any other ingredient possibly associated with sauce making. A carton of long life milk and a defrosting spag bol is hardly a full larder. You should do a cooking spot for the Big Issue on how to cook with bugger all.
LB
Rod said,
March 23, 2007 @ 5:12 pm
a defrosting spag bol
I wish I had such a bountiful larder !
I did have some low fat spread, fully skimmed milk, curry powder and plenty of water from the tap !
Looking at my options and not being a trained professional I readily waved the white flag by consulting higher counsel - all to no avail.
I must concede though, when I commented above, I thought the lack of ingredients argument you proffered a little weak, there is a possibility that my sauce whould have been a little weaker than your excuse - curry powder and hot water yum yum !
Tune in for my next blog entry:
Cooking on a Budget
Witches of Eastwick said,
March 23, 2007 @ 6:34 pm
Jordan,
Thank goodness you’re back …. as you can see the boys have been up to their usual stunts with Rod throwing in the odd hot chick to boost ratings. What’s worse mind you is that some of them are actually replying to him via the blog …. not a word from Daniel Craig which is suspicious …. reckon he’s been deleted. Basically they’re all still buying DVDs, stockpiling for the bunker no doubt and grumbling about the prices …. honestly anyone viewing for the first time would know we’re dealing with a bunch of bachelors (is that the term? … or possibly a rant?) … either way, bless their little cotton socks, they remain predictably entertaining for the Coven dwellers.
WoE
Rod said,
March 23, 2007 @ 7:30 pm
WoE
believe me if DC ever does comment everyone will hear about it !
He’s still the most popular page on the site - blows the Hot Chicks out of the water by a country mile.
we’re dealing with a bunch of bachelors
That’s the polite term I believe - I could think of several both more colourful and appropriate as well
Witches of Eastwick said,
March 23, 2007 @ 7:31 pm
LB,
Did we hear correctly …. low fat spread (shudder) …. no doubt your brother was joking although sadly he’ll claim it’s helped him achieve his current hour glass figure!!
Anyway down to business …. we have to admit something deeply private and revealing and wonder if you might be able to help. It’s just that despite owning a kitchen stuffed with ingredients and paraphernalia we have yet to produce a decent curry sauce. Lead us not into temptation but deliver us a recipe fit for the Gods ….. and lesser mortals like Rod!
WoE
p.s. will we need a clay oven? If so could you also give detailed construction drawings and a map of Branston’s clay quarries where we may carry out covert digging by moonlight!
Little Brother said,
March 23, 2007 @ 10:40 pm
WoE,
As soon as I get a day off (a week on sunday) I’ll e mail you a Goan Curry recipe given to me by the Executive Chef of the Shangri La Hotel in Borneo.
A great chef and a top bloke.
If you’re really good then I’ll make the masala paste for you and give it to Steptoe next time I visit Fish Town.
LB
Rod said,
March 24, 2007 @ 9:29 am
Better make two if you expect the first one to reach its destination !
PS: Make me something I can just add water to and heat up.
Cheers
Rod
PPS: Some roast swan would be nice as well
PPPS: A bottle of Chateau Lafitte to wash it down wouldn’t go amiss either
Witches of Eastwick said,
March 24, 2007 @ 10:18 am
LB,
That sounds fabulous ….. looks like the middle-man could be trouble but don’t worry we’ll divert him with some old Shakespeare manuscripts we found in the Coven loft. Be sure to label this delicious concoction ‘hair conditioner for high flyers’ ….. we will know if it has been tampered with if Rod is more shall we say, fragrant than usual!
WoE
Our Man in The Kitchen said,
March 27, 2007 @ 9:15 pm
Rod,
Talking of Joan Jett, just heard hot off the press that she is supporting Alice Cooper on his upcoming tour-so what I hear you cry!
Who else is on the bill?
MOTORHEAD……….deaf for ever!
Rockers Promise No Mercy Tour 2007 -Alice Cooper, Motorhead, Joan Jett and the Blackhearts.
Venues include Sheffield, Nottingham, Newcastle, Glasgow, Brighton, Bournemouth, Cardiff and London.
6th to 18th November.
OMITK
Rod said,
March 28, 2007 @ 7:59 am
OMITK
great news !
Thanks for the info, what about Lincoln and Grimsby ?
Another bloody rip off
Nottingham is close but is akin to downtown Baghdad nowadays
Regards
RC