A model for shoes eh…. well it could be worse, foot and hand models must have an agency all to themselves and you should be on their books with cuticles like yours … might be more lucrative than selling books?

WoE

p.s. you could also model for dentistry and Spec Savers….. so it’s just the bit in the middle that’s in question

you’ll be able to sell a few books
That’s more than I can do at the moment !

I think me being front of house would be a bad idea.
On telling somebody the other day that it has been suggested I could be a male model the lady offered this witty and stinging reply
“a model for what - shoes ?”
Rod

You, dear boy, will be mingling with the customers, casually suggesting treatments… so no need to worry about pensions with your selling skills, but you must promise not to be quite as truthful as you normally are… we want the customers to come back While the women (or indeed men) have their nails polished, you’ll be able to sell a few books perhaps. We just need to find the right venue and an obliging bank manager…. presumably LB will supply the complimentary nibbles? This business has class (or something that rhymes with it ) written all over….

WoE

If we ever open a beauty business, you’ll get first refusal for ‘Front of House’

WoE

For nail buffing I recommend Ms Manicure buffers - by far the best I’ve had.
A recent replacement from another supplier proved a poor imitation
Rod

LB

And as Eau de Toilette (aftershave to the peasants )
The very finest for men
Number 89 by Floris

Best
Rod

Presumably the other comments were too racy to print

It was brave of you to cover such a topic and we applaud your efforts with regard to diverse subjects. It’s also good to hear that you are wearing sun cream…. do you know, there’s been a man on the Coven roof all day without a trace of sun protection…. you can take a horse to water etc etc….

WoE

I can recommend Piz Buin sun cream - works a treat !
Rod