At Least CJ Miles Loves Me
Woke up this morning after another late night and still sporting a stiff neck !
Feeling old and passed it, my spirits were uplifted by a special message and video clip sent to me by one of my lovely myspace friends.
An email arrived telling the great news and going to the site found this posted on my page
Naturally, for the purposes of research and a desire to report these things to my loyal readers accurately I watched the video a couple of times.
She seems like a lovely girl and it means a lot that she is my friend !
Also on that note I have another 2 new friends bring my total number of super Hot Chick myspace friends to …….. wait for it….16 !
I bet you wish you were so popular
PS One of the world’s hottest chicks should have a new website up and running soon called
I Love CJ Miles
Later edit: a follow up to this can be found here C.J. Miles
PPS: The term Hot Chick is now © Goldeneye 
thonged chick said,
October 18, 2006 @ 10:39 am
Rod,
Glad to hear your good news of ever increasing new friendships, CJ is very lucky to be part of that accolade, she should feel extremely honoured!
I, on the other hand, am not that lucky, I lost the best friend that I have ever had the pleasure to be in the company of last night, devastating.
On a lighter note, do you think that I could share some of your new friends, as I do not have any now?
TC x
Rod said,
October 18, 2006 @ 12:15 pm
Thonged Chick,
Sorry to hear the bad news, take some comfort from everone’s favourite author, Voltaire:
Everything is for the best in this best of possible worlds
Touching though CJ’s message of love is, I suspect it is something she shares amongst many, that said, I’m sure she picked me out from the masses for special treatment, one look at my photo rendering her weak at the knees
I don’t think my myspace friends would get on with you, you’re too hot !
There could be a cat fight (ummmmmmm… suddenly sounding like a video clip worth watching)
Keep posting here and you’ll always be amongst friends
Regards
Rod Collins, Esq, OSN (Order of the Stiff Neck)
thonged chick said,
October 18, 2006 @ 1:17 pm
Rod,
Thank you for the spelling correction.
Whoever writes these books is extremely(correct now) clever, words are fab.
Thank you for the compliment, it is good to know that there are still some English Gentlemen out there.
Sorry to hear you still have a stiff neck, I am sure a massage and a bit of TLC from CJ would not go amiss!!!
TC. xx
Rod said,
October 18, 2006 @ 2:13 pm
TC,
I try to be something of an English gentleman, as to whether I fully succeed or not is debatable, any failings are not for the want of trying though.
If you don’t mind I shall push the thought of massages, TLC, CJ and such like to the back of my mind, thoughts such as this can be prejudicial to the health of an old man like me - indeed such big ideas and my current affliction are, perhaps, not unrelated !
Regards
Redaneleye (the possible origin of my name)
I Love CJ Miles
Rod said,
October 18, 2006 @ 4:49 pm
WoE
see final comment here
http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/im-getting-even-more-popular
also
http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress/great-news-for-rock-music-fans
Regards
Rod
Witches of Eastwick said,
October 18, 2006 @ 7:17 pm
Rod, gird yourself for some stormy weather, PPK sounds like a woman of substance, unlike the marshmallowy witches etc., treat with caution! WoE
Rod said,
October 18, 2006 @ 7:26 pm
WoE,
I too got that impression, we need people to stir the pot!
Sounds like things could liven up a bit
Regards
Rod
The Coxeman said,
October 18, 2006 @ 7:28 pm
I hope this Piranha Pumpy Knickers is not a feminist ?
Keep it Up!
The Coxeman
The Coxeman said,
October 18, 2006 @ 7:34 pm
PS
This Thonged Chick sounds hot, if I get time I wouldn’t mind visiting her as I did Ursula who I met on this site.
I had a fine old time aboard her yacht in St Tropez, ruined her for all other men of course - but hey ho!
So TC, if you need cheering up and want to see how a real man treats a lady - call for Rod Damon !
Keep it Up!
The Coxeman
PPS: Set aside a minimum of 6 hours
Ursula said,
October 18, 2006 @ 8:00 pm
Thonged Chick, prepare yourself for 5hrs 55mins of card games or something similar if Rod Damon drops in. Perhaps WoE’s latest book …. Men - Fact or Affliction, will be diverting enough to pass the time.
I must get back to the wheel house before the very thought of a real man like Mr Collins, throws me completely off course, he’s every yacht owning womans dream you know, the star by which we navigate life’s choppy waters. Urs
Piranha Pumpy Knickers said,
October 18, 2006 @ 9:17 pm
You are an odd sort Rod - most men who objectify parts of Pamela Anderson are less concerned with her face - maybe that’s where you are going wrong. Offer your women new and improved breasts - that’ll improve your chances no end.
Witches of Eastwick. Is your “Russian Ivy” analogy an attempt to avoid the more obvious “hairy wart” scenario? ‘Shabby Chick’ - that’s the one he should be going for; forget the mudslinging aristocrats.
Coxeman. Feminist, Shmeninist. I am WOMAN, I am INVINCIBLE, I am TIRED. I never understand the animosity generated between Men and Feminists - seems to me they both want the same thing, Power, Control and the right to scratch ones own non-existant balls in the morning.
Piranha
P.S. WoE could you whittle an effigy of Saddam’s leg?
Shane said,
October 18, 2006 @ 10:26 pm
Hi ,
I have just visited the ” Gourmet Food Source ” Website ,
Which is well worth a visit .
The most striking thing for me though is the quality of the pictures ,
If you are out there M- what camera are you using ,
Looking for a new Camera myself so would appreciate any help or advise
Thanks ,
Shane .
Our Man in the Kitchen said,
October 18, 2006 @ 11:18 pm
Mate,
Just finished a bloody hard night at work,body and brain can’t take much more (apart from a couple of stella’s) so any chance of a light reading spot on the blog for exhausted chefs and the like? Trying to read this male bashing stuff at this ungodly hour is a trifle vexing (see Gourmet Food Source for trifle recipe!!)
On a lighter note watch out for a post from ‘Our Man at a Motorhead Concert’
Oh yes! tickets bought-November 16th Cambridge. Pin your ears back!
ref: merchandising-tradition will be maintained, have no fear.
Rod said,
October 19, 2006 @ 9:11 am
Piranha
That’s because I’m an old romantic
The Coxeman said,
October 19, 2006 @ 9:22 am
Ursula,
you turncoat ! How could you brazenly slur my manliness and horizontal supremecy over all other men !
PPK
Bra-burner, I knew it. I think you’ll like the site owner, the one The Traitor Ursula mentioned, he’s a nancy-boy, polishes his nails etc.
As to me, I am a real man’s man - the ultimate swordsman!
Thonged Chick, ignore what Ursula said, she is jealous and cannot move on from the Rod Damon Experience
Keep it Up!
Rod Damon aka The Coxeman
Witches of Eastwick said,
October 19, 2006 @ 9:38 am
PPK
With regard to Saddam’s leg and the whittling thereof ….. I have attempted to manufacture the three missing ones. As with all hand crafted things, there are discrepancies rendering this particular article unstable, with the added attraction of an element of surprise for the unsuspecting guest. Pity I don’t have the original so have to work from memory …… one of those rare moments of enlightenment that out shines all other things, like the leg itself.
If you are fishing, would you like to borrow a Rod? WoE
Rod said,
October 19, 2006 @ 1:57 pm
OMITK
>>ref: merchandising-tradition will be maintained, have no fear
Nice one, I cannot wait, please note size = Medium, not large, they are too baggy on my lithe, svelte and finely chiselled frame
Regards
Rod
Our Man in the Kitchen said,
October 19, 2006 @ 3:00 pm
Shane,
Grassyarse amigo, if you like the photos does that mean the writing sucks?
I’ll e mail you details, don’t want to bore Herr Goldeneye’s legion of adoring female fans!
Rod said,
October 19, 2006 @ 3:04 pm
OMITK
post the details with pleasure, I’m thinking organic search - free traffic.
I have told you enough SEO and with your own site you should be thinking optimization now !
Our Man in the Kitchen said,
October 19, 2006 @ 3:48 pm
Rod,
Sincere apologies, Gourmet Food Source proudly uses:
Konica Minolta Dimage A200 Digital Camera
C200 Macro Lens
Grobartig 2.5x AF Telephoto Lens
Adobe Software
Models by Storm
also: Marshall, Fender, Boss and everyone at Rainbow Bar & Grill, L.A. !!
Ursula said,
October 19, 2006 @ 5:02 pm
Rod,
I can’t speak for PPK but I have attempted to burn my bra, on deck …… unfortunately an american war ship spotted the fire, thought it was a lighthouse and subsequently ran aground on the St Tropez rocks. Luckily we were able to save the strong swimmers (the others sadly met up with a shoal of hungry piranhas)… in fact we’ve kept most of them and very good at swabbing decks they are, which is more than can be said of Rod Damon in his precious purple velvet suit. By the way it’s no good shouting “thonged chick” on board, you’d be trampled down in the stampede! Urs
Rod said,
October 19, 2006 @ 5:56 pm
Ursula,
pleased to hear your bra is of sufficient size to feed such a blaze.
As to piranhas I better understand now that they do bite and need to be handled with care!
Rod Damon could never swab a deck as he and manual labour are barely on nodding terms.
It’s no wonder he was there though, it sounds as though you have a veritable flock of thonged chicks aboard, if only I were 20 years younger, I’d fly out tomorrow
Regards
Rod
Shane said,
October 19, 2006 @ 7:35 pm
Our Man in the Kitchen :
All Camera details rec - with thanks,
Ref -
if you like the photos does that mean the writing sucks?
Reply -
Writing all ok - well written,
But the photos of the Organic Models are Great !