Ashley Lawrence the Ultimate Babe !
Move Over Pammie Ashley Lawrence is the Ultimate Babe !
Sad news for some but 2008 is a new year
Regular readers will no doubt be shocked to hear that I have had to ditch Pamela Anderson !
For years she has been the ultimate Goldeneye hot-chick but there’s no longer any room for sentiment - the times are a changing.
The crown of the ultimate hot-chick now passes to Fembomb aka Ashley Lawrence
The Ultimate Woman
As before with Pammy, there may be some logistical problems involved in her meeting the Most Eligible Bachelor on Wybers Wood - not my looks of course - I speak of the Atlantic.
This ever annoying stretch of water is becoming increasingly irksome and not a little troubling to my romantic notions - perhaps they could build a bridge or something !
In case you think AL is a new phenomenon, think again, she has been in number 1 position of all my MySpace friends (current count 710 friends) for ages now and indeed we wrote about her previously Number One Blonde on the net.
I’m pretty sure this is the real thing 
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
Before you all accuse me of fantasy and say:
“of course she’s stunning and rightly internationally famous - but she’s never heard of a cornball like you”
Think on dear reader.
I received this message yesterday:
 Hi Rod,Thanks for being such a Cool Friend:-))) XOXO, Ashley 
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So read ‘em and weep
All I have to do is come up with a scheme that will lure the lovely lady to Lincolnshire, blind her to my age, looks, body and personality and I could be the luckiest guy in the world
Failing that, I appeal to all my agents out there in the field to keep their eyes peeled and report any sightings of AL look-alikes in Lincolnshire !
I appeal to you to make the effort on my behalf, after all you owe me !
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I await your reports with baited breath
Goldeneye Rating 
Beyond Awesome !
Jordan said,
January 3, 2008 @ 8:47 am
Oh dear!
One would have thought with the New Year your site would see a bit more class.
Jordan
Rod said,
January 3, 2008 @ 9:06 am
Jordan
Happy New Year !
I can’t win with you, anything more serious and you give me the zzzzzzzzzz comment
Best
Rod
A Retired Bookdealer said,
January 3, 2008 @ 11:46 am
Nice to see things back to normal.
“Happy New Year Everyone”
Witches of Eastwick said,
January 3, 2008 @ 12:06 pm
Rod,
Are you sitting comfortably? Well, enjoy that feeling while it lasts because we fear if FB ever gets to you the damage could be irreversible
Wearing our psychiatrist hats now (which makes a change from either the pointy things or indeed our wardrobe of outrageous millinery 
) isn’t it becoming obvious that you are putting oceans in the way of romance on purpose? … and another thing, ‘Hi Rod, thanks for being such a cool friend ‘ is hardly a sonnet, still it’s early days and this woman is obviously obsessed by you…
WoE - ever vigilant in the face of adversity!
Rod said,
January 3, 2008 @ 12:32 pm
WoE
we fear if FB ever gets to you the damage could be irreversible
I’m happy to sacrifice myself on that particular altar
I cannot be held to account for the fact that all the world’s hottest women reside in California!
That said, I’ve just had a new rash (no pun intended) of new friends, all models from Hull - I kid you not
I’ve just had this one in this morning, I’ll include the lady’s picture she sent as well
I wish you a Very Happy and Successful 2008!!!
♥ I Love Rod Collins ♥!!
Very nice of her but she’ll never lure me away from the lovely AL - no matter how much she swings it
Femme Fatale said,
January 3, 2008 @ 2:58 pm
‘Happy New Year’ everyone.
Rod, I think you really do need to get out more and meet ‘REAL’ friends
FF
xx
Rod said,
January 3, 2008 @ 3:38 pm
FF,
Happy New Year to you as well.
What do you mean ‘real’ friends ?
I’ll bet you’re the sort who goes around bursting children’s balloons
Regards
Rod
Witches of Eastwick said,
January 3, 2008 @ 4:00 pm
Rod,
Let’s not get all excited about the women of Hull… some may well have acquired a Milanese swing (and how wonderfully demonstrated, definitely a step up from the photocopied posteriors of the past!), however the effort on your part to travel such vast distances would presumably negate any further effort other than coffee.
The messages you have mentioned, whilst not exactly deep, are not entirely devoid of pith either which must be heartening
…
WoE
Jordan said,
January 3, 2008 @ 4:17 pm
Happy New Year everyone
Obviously a very classy Hull lady! She should watch out with those low slung jeans in this weather, or she will be rolling her own snow balls.
Agreeing with FF and WoE on this one Mr Collins.
And of course you can never win, you are a man!
Jordan
Rod said,
January 3, 2008 @ 4:39 pm
WoE
Let’s not get all excited about the women of Hull
Absolutely !
Hull is in the north of England so for a southern boy like me far too cold in the current climate
The messages are indeed heart warming, elderly bachelors need to take what comfort they can
RC
Rod said,
January 3, 2008 @ 4:42 pm
Jordan
or she will be rolling her own snow balls
Nice one
I knew you’d all agree and gang up on me
As to winning, I gave up on that years ago were women are concerned - a good man knows his limits and when he’s beat
RC
Femme Fatale said,
January 3, 2008 @ 4:46 pm
Rod,
I burst everyone’s bubble
FF
xx
the dinosaur said,
January 4, 2008 @ 8:13 am
Happy New Year all.
Interesting city Hull!
Rod said,
January 4, 2008 @ 10:09 am
Dino
happy new year !
Looking more interesting all the time, shame it’s not here in the south !
Rod