Comments on: Amazing Recent Emails

Comment on Amazing Recent Emails by: Rod

Wed, 22 Nov 2006 19:34:06 +0000

Certainly better than being crushed by 2,500 turkey breasts !
Slainte
Rod

Comment on Amazing Recent Emails by: Pigsy

Wed, 22 Nov 2006 19:12:22 +0000

Rod,
It would be a hell of a way to die!

Comment on Amazing Recent Emails by: Rod

Wed, 22 Nov 2006 19:03:12 +0000

Pigsy,
there are two problems with your idea.

1: When bacon is involved, SC is likely to hammer the pair of us simultaneously with one hand whilst eating our bacon with the other.

2: You’ll need a great deal more than a diet rich in bacon to consider stepping into a hot tub with WoE, Jordan and Thonged Chick - you’d never make it out alive!
Though I do admire your confidence in even floating (pun intended) the idea
You’re a better man than I Gunga Din!

Comment on Amazing Recent Emails by: Pigsy

Wed, 22 Nov 2006 18:49:17 +0000

I nominate SC-purveyor of all things bacon!
He who wins gets the hot tub and nibbles with Witches,Jordan and TC, with silver served bacon sarnies, pork kebabs and pork scratchings by monsieur chapman of Le eau de toilette.

Comment on Amazing Recent Emails by: Rod

Wed, 22 Nov 2006 18:26:05 +0000

Sir, you are a cad!
Nominate a second and it’s pistols at dawn you bounder!

Comment on Amazing Recent Emails by: Rod

Wed, 22 Nov 2006 18:24:34 +0000

Woe,
he’s shown his true colours, the swine!

Comment on Amazing Recent Emails by: Pigsy

Wed, 22 Nov 2006 17:12:26 +0000

Ah Monkey! (swishing hand across mouth followed by a triple backflip thirty feet in the air)
Usually I don’t dig on swine, brother but your feeble attempts to do me out of my share in the first place resulted in your beating.
I note you do not mention stabbing me in the arm with your fork, hitting me on the elbow with a spoon or smearing bread sauce on my glasses….ladies, don’t fall for it-he’s a brute.
I shall refrain from mentioning your pitifull attempt to swindle me out of the charity christmas cards.
Sir, you are a cad!

Comment on Amazing Recent Emails by: Witches of Eastwick

Wed, 22 Nov 2006 16:56:16 +0000

Don’t be a ‘boar’ Rod, he’s only a little brother and you are lucky to have one. No doubt he was only thinking of your new found temple of a body and decided to take temptation away before it ruined the weeks work.

LB we fear you may be in need of a false passport and some of our patented iron clad pants. If BB offers you a seatless chair …. check to see if any curtain tie-backs are missing before you accept! WoE

Comment on Amazing Recent Emails by: Rod

Wed, 22 Nov 2006 13:27:28 +0000

Jordan
many thanks for your empathy. I was indeed caught napping, there is no real excuse.
Generally i have the run of the place on Sunday but when The Bacon Snatcher turns up he is number 1 and gets preferential treatment.

I think perhaps your revenge ideas may be a little severe, I should certainly not want to be on the receiving end of them.
That said, having seen Casino Royale, a chair with the seat cut out and a length of knotted rope springs to mind.

I may ask the witches to turn him into a toad, or better still a pig , how fitting!

Regards
Rod

Comment on Amazing Recent Emails by: Jordan

Wed, 22 Nov 2006 13:08:53 +0000

A dastardly deed indeed!
How you let the ‘Pigsy, Bacon Snatcher’ get away with it, is my question?!
Far to much leniency I believe. I’m sure you can think of a few torturous outcomes for him. If you need any help in torturous methods, I am sure I can enlighten you of a few that I have conjured in my mind to use on the opposite sex. Or ask WoE to conjure up a potion or spell or two to have him begging for redemption, thus making sure your bacon will be safe in the future.
Jordan