Alexis Amore My New Friend
I continue to be pursued on MySpace by the world’s hottest chicks!
I now have a new friend, no other than Alexis Amore - phew!
The lovely Alexis is quite a doyen in the adult entertainment industry and clearly hotter than hot.
I feel quite honoured that she has chosen me in particular, to be her special friend.
Here is the lovely lady in question
Alexis Amore as a Horny Devil !
It is a great shame that all these girls live in America rather than Lincolnshire, still just my luck.
I was also sent a picture of Alexis Amore dressed as a French Maid, along with some others I’d better not show here.
The uniform for the maid at the Goldeneye Retirement Home
Thonged Chick take note before applying for the position!
I am now going to take the life of this site in my hands and link to the relevent MySpace page.
I have cleaned some of the spammy links off it in order to make it safer to link to.
You’ll note I now have 21 friends. there is a link to view them all.
Those over 16 can also see the video clip which was sent as a comment and embedded on my page by the lovely CJ Miles, very clever of her! Click here Rod Collins
Witches of Eastwick said,
November 18, 2006 @ 2:32 pm
Rod, in the interest of science we took a look at your myspace page. A number of things occurred to us ….. the most obvious being, none of this is going to do you any good. We have long suspected that there is a link between hot looking women and housework, a combination of the two must seem attractive to most men. The thought of George being in charge of the domestic chores here is very appealing, don’t suppose you’ve got a photo of that more’s the pity …. and he wouldn’t require any special uniform either!
A full page ad in the Lincolnshire Echo highlighting your attributes and listing the Goldeneye requirements, which let’s face it, will appeal to a fairly narrow band of readers, might be the answer … keep it local. If this myspace thing is a money maker, then great, if not why bother? Lostinspace sounds more like it. WoE
Little Brother said,
November 18, 2006 @ 3:50 pm
Rod,
I don’t understand why more women don’t dress like that for doing the housework, what’s wrong with them? I’m sure men would help out much more if this was the case-we could do the hard to reach high up places and the women could do the skirting boards! Touch your toes!!!
Rod said,
November 18, 2006 @ 4:34 pm
WoE
I don’t see Clooney as the housework kind of guy somehow, you’ll be sorely disappointed. I suspect someone more given to building and renovation would be of greater use to you.
I don’t want to post any pictures of GC and the like because that would just be shallow and lower the tone of this optherwise high-brow site!
I hope the trip into myspace was not too distressing, it certainly is another world
Best
Rod
Rod said,
November 18, 2006 @ 4:36 pm
LB,
Dude ! Casino tonight !
Touch your toes!!!
But we were only playing leap-frog officer
Witches of Eastwick said,
November 19, 2006 @ 12:19 am
Rod, we’ve just returned from a night out with Daniel Craig …… what a man…. good movie ……. gorgeous eyes …… arrived late but got the last seat …. fantastic body …… going out on your own is a cheap night out really must do it more often……. pout, swagger and strut ….. didn’t want an icecream and felt good about myself for that …… infactuated: adjective, having an intense but short lived love for something or someone …………..George who?
Rod said,
November 19, 2006 @ 10:01 am
WoE
pleased you liked the movie, I adopted something of the Craig gait when leaving the cinema.
Excellent film and, as you say, great value. My night cost me £6 plus some petrol.
Pleased also to hear this George fella has been dumped for a real man!
Regards
Goldeneye (You know the name, you know the number)
Jordan said,
November 20, 2006 @ 1:28 pm
Rod
I am informed that all you do on ‘My Space’ is request someone to be your friend and they most of the time agree.
So the fact that your ‘My Space’ is full of Porn Star’s, Models, or wannabe’s is all down to you! Very sad I believe.
In fact, I find the whole ‘looking for love, friendship or whatever’ on the Internet very sad and has probably ruined many people’s lives in the process.
Get out there in the real world and meet real people, you’re not a bad looking geezer and I am sure you can probably hold an intellectual conversation without mishaps.
Jordan
Rod said,
November 20, 2006 @ 3:17 pm
Jordan,
you’re information is basically sound, I have to admit that I do reject all requests from men and any girls unless they ar hot.
The original idea was to build the most spam ridden and poisonous page possible. I could then link to people I did not like and cause them all sorets of problems in search engines.
On a serious note, were someone actually out looking for a partner then I would think proper internet dating would be a good thing. Allows you to actually come into contact with similar minded people whom you never otherwise meet.
When seeking intellectual conversation I now talk to myself Jordan. That’s OK up until a point but then I start arguing with myself.
Wrap Up Well !
Rod
Jordan said,
November 20, 2006 @ 3:30 pm
Rod
Re, “The original idea was to build the most spam ridden and poisonous page possible. I could then link to people I did not like and cause them all sorts of problems in search engines”
If this were possible, I do know a ‘www’ site that certainly needs some corruption and is long overdue, the site being nearly as corrupt as the person who runs it!
Let me know if you need that full address!!
The only thing re arguing with yourself is, making up with yourself! Do you want to enlighten us?!!
Jordan
Witches of Eastwick said,
November 20, 2006 @ 3:39 pm
Jordan, there can’t be many men who get such good advice from their female friends. Do you think he really listens to any of it? The Witches suspect that any venture into cyberspace must have business spin-offs or our dear Mr Collins wouldn’t be interested, either that or perhaps amusement. It wouldn’t surprise us to find out he had a train set up in the attic in fact we might suggest he gets one to compensate for the lack of a good woman. Presumably Rod is too busy doing his Daniel Craig (yum) workout to bother with the site today so we have it all to ourselves. You don’t suppose he’s over done it and pulled something?
Have you seen the Bond movie yet? Treat yourself just to see DC in action never mind anything else. We are wondering if a man like him appeals to women in general or just those who rely on timber transportation?
Regards, WoE
Rod said,
November 20, 2006 @ 4:13 pm
Jordan,
I suspect I know the address and believe me I know what I am doing (or indeed might have done)
The only thing re arguing with yourself is, making up with yourself! Do you want to enlighten us?!!
Brilliant !
Have you thought about writing one-liners for a living ?
Best
Rod
Rod said,
November 20, 2006 @ 4:17 pm
The page does indeed make money WoE, particularly at the moment, it should be fairly obvious to see how.
I won’t bore you with the other 30 or so myspace pages I have
Best
Rod
PS I do indeed listen to both you and Jordan
Jordan said,
November 20, 2006 @ 4:19 pm
WoE
Thanks. I doubt Rod listens for long to anybody but himself!
I think Rod probably has pulled a muscle, not trying the DC workout, but by pulling the cork on a bottle of Claret! Or opening his cigarette packet! Not the workout we were expecting from him but I think the only think that Mr Collins is capable of doing!
As for the train set, a very good idea, especially for someone in his dotage like Rod, it will keep him out of trouble with the opposite sex, no stray ‘dogs’ attacking him, golf balls or curtain poles. Endless new bits for him to buy and get excited about, excellent idea!
Not seen DC in action as yet, too many work commitments unfortunately, ive seen the film clips and he does look very fine! I am sure he appeals to many women, timber transportation or not!
Yes, very quite on the reply front today, no doubt Rod is too busy finding more large breasted ‘women’
To ask to be his friend to impress the men of his site, Yawn!!
Regards
Jordan