A Hot Date with Keira Knightley
Goldeneye looks all set up for a hot date the the hollywood honey Keira Knightley
Incredible as it may seem it is true, I just need to finalise a few matters but I see no hurdles that cannot cleared.
The lovely Keira Knightley is coming to Grimsby!
“Rubbish” I hear you cry
Not so say I it’s true
She is coming, of all places, to the fish docks which is being used as a set for a film she is to appear in.
The film is based on the Ian Mcewan book Atonement, it also features Vanessa Redgrave and Kristin Scott Thomas.
Keira Knightley
It is all but impossible to believe that she will not wish to meet the most eligible bachelor on Wybers Wood when she graces us with her presence.
Naturally I shall be on hand to offer my services, and indeed a place to stay away from the press.
About time something happened to break the boredom
Lingerie
The Coxeman said,
July 26, 2006 @ 6:59 pm
Get in there my son!
Any tips or guidance let me know
Now is your time - strike while the iron’s hot
Keep it Up !
The Coxeman
Witches of Eastwick said,
July 26, 2006 @ 7:31 pm
Mr Damon, it’s all very well talking about the ironing but this is Mr Collins we’re referring to …. he’ll be a lamb to the slaughter. Training should begin straight away if he’s to stand a chance with Ms Knightley, given the romantic setting of Grimsby fish docks she’ll be all over him like a cheap suit.
Craig said,
July 26, 2006 @ 7:43 pm
Unfortunately the esteemed Mr Goldeneye has a deep seated aversion to cheap suits?
Witches of Eastwick said,
July 26, 2006 @ 10:53 pm
Craig, it’s all for show …. I hear he shops at Help the Aged like the rest of us. I will volunteer to crochet a vibrantly coloured top to match his new shorts … I’m sure Keira will be impressed! Do you think he would consider a kilt?
Rod said,
July 27, 2006 @ 9:03 am
I feel confident I can win her over with my sparkling repartee without needing to rely on visual adornments!
WOE - charity shops - never! Only when scalping them by buying hugely underpriced books
Keira’s mine I can almost feel it!
The Coxeman said,
July 27, 2006 @ 9:08 am
You’re lucky I’ll be in Cuba otherwise she’d be mine
I should think he would, he seems like a nancy-boy to me. I would offer him some tips but he thinks I’m too boorish.
Then, he doesn’t know what women really want …but I do!
Keep it Up!
The Coxeman
Witches of Eastwick said,
July 30, 2006 @ 8:04 pm
Ok, what do women really want. This goes out to everyone …. we will be considering the responses carefully before picking them apart like a well done chicken!