30 Inch Waist Awesome
Today saw the 1st stage of the Goldeneye Torso Honing Program completed.
30 inch waist trousers - great news, or so you’d think !
The falling down jeans syndrome had to be addressed so went out shopping today and chanced my arm and tried on a pair of jeans with a 30 inch waist - spot on - perfect fit - Fab !
The pair I tried had a 32″ leg and I take 34″ but wanted to try them before asking the spotty useless stripling if they had any in the stockroom.
As they fitted I ask:
“Do you have these with a 30 waist and 34 leg ?”
“On no - very rare size, I don’t think we even stock them !”
Tried several other outlets just to see, sure enough none of them stocked the required size - nightmare !
Finally went to a specialist jeans shop and looked around……
“Can I help you?”
“Doubt it”
“What are you looking for”
“Well, I need 30 inch waist and 34 or long leg, but also boot cut”
“What about these ”
“Marvellous - just the style I am after, I’ll try them on”
Perfect fit and great jeans, no compromise, handed over the folding and skipped off happily.
Pictorial evidence of the size is below for any doubters or naysayers, yellow highlights on the critical spots
I may do a post for those wishing to follow my exemplary example of clean living resulting in a Brad Pitt type body 
See also further updates:
29 Inch Waist
Size 10
the dinosaur said,
February 17, 2007 @ 6:22 pm
what a sad tale! you have obviously lost interest in cooking for yourself aswell as doing the housework, is there nobody out there who will feed you?
Rod said,
February 17, 2007 @ 6:32 pm
Dinosaur
what a sad tale!
Au contraire mon amie !
A strict regime of healthy food, exercise and moderate intake of alcohol accounts for this well honed midriff
Typical days food
Breakfast: 1 pint of pure orange juice, 2 slices of wholemeal bread, 2 free range eggs
Lunch: Mackerel sandwich
Dinner: 2 fresh chicken breasts and a whole bundle of broccoli
Supper: Squashed and fermented grapes
Start the Goldeneye diet now folks, you know it makes sense !
A Retired Bookdealer said,
February 19, 2007 @ 4:01 pm
30 Inch Waist
” Be Careful when out in a Strong Wind “
I prefer the more sporty 36 inch waist myself,
more weight - feel safer when on a mountain or ski slope !
” Squashed and fermented grapes = Claret !
Witches of Eastwick said,
February 19, 2007 @ 6:02 pm
ARB,
36″ waist, just right.
WoE
Rod said,
February 19, 2007 @ 6:39 pm
ARB
I’ll run the risk of being blown off a mountain side or ski slope just so lon g as I look sharp in my apre ski clothing
Is that really 36″ ????????
You know men are notoriously error prone when estimating anything in inches
Witches of Eastwick said,
February 19, 2007 @ 8:23 pm
Rod,
Perhaps that’s the answer ….. you could wear your padded ski gear all the time under your normal clothes, thus giving the sought after beefcake silhouette all men aspire to. We’ll test that theory out tomorrow with bubble wrap to see how it looks ………
WoE
Little Brother said,
February 19, 2007 @ 10:45 pm
ARB,
36″ waist…my a**e!!
LB
Rod said,
February 20, 2007 @ 8:33 am
WoE
you should have mentioned the bubblewrap last Tuesday, there was a full roll in the back of my car - once again prepared for every eventuality !
A Retired Bookdealer said,
February 20, 2007 @ 10:20 am
ARB , 36″ waist…my a**e!! .. LB
No its true a 36 inch waist ….
Which is very easy to maintain, not too much exercise, no need to watch what you eat,
and should you happen to loose a couple of inches around the waist, they are easily put back on with a couple of ” Lincolnshire Pork Pies !
All the Best,
ARB.
Little Brother said,
February 20, 2007 @ 2:48 pm
ARB,
I’ve been told on good authority that you are in fact a 38″ er. When I mentioned it-a certain person who shall remain nameless (BC) said, and I quote, “36″ waist-my a**e” !!! -absolutely true.
You can lie to the internet but not yourself.
LB