Rod Collins

A volumous thud on the Goldeneye Welcome doormat proved to be the latest edition of Gentlemen’s Quarterly - a special issue to boot
The 50 Best Dressed Men in Britain
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Robert Goddard Sucks !
Not very nice I know, but I’ve been driven to say it !
But why do I hate this best-selling author . . .
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I got this idea by seeing the end of some obscure TV show called I’ve Never Seen Star Wars.
The premise being most people have so it’s unusual not to have done so - this leads to other everyday things that some people have never done.
It got me thinking of things I have not done . . .
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The results of a new scientific study have forced the highly respected scientist in charge to admit the results do suggest
That Women are More Shallow than Men !
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If you’re not familiar with the Darwin awards then you ought to be - they’re right up my street for a start - in that case perhaps you ought not to be !
The are, of course, named after Charles Darwin the father of evolution. The awards go out to those who do the most to improve the communal gene pool - i.e. the dumbest people who remove themselves from the gene pool all together !
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Free Books ~ Free Books and Delivered Free !
It’s no wonder booksellers are going out of business if they’re all like me
The Quantum of Solace competition is over and the results are . . .
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Those that tune into this site for thrills, spills and racy chicks will no doubt be pleased to hear that it’s that time of year again.
No, not pit babes because the F1 season starts next week but the next episode in the smash hit series - I present . . .
Kitchen Garden III
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Julian Kestrel is the character in a series of novels written by Kate Ross, I’ve just finished reading the first 3 books and they’re highly recommended
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Who in the UK is selling the cheapest DVD of the latest James Bond 007 film Quantum of Solace ?
Times being what they are I want to mobilize the UK army of viewers this site has like never before !
Also, the first ever competition on the site !
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They say the sun shines on the righteous - well that saying must be flawed because today it shone on me as well !
Today was the first day of a new week, the first day of the new year and the first day in a new life !
Sounds pretty dramatic - prepare to be dazzled disappointed …
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It’s with the heaviest of hearts that I bring you some terrible news !!!
On Monday Party Girls on SmileTV2 comes to an end - it should be a national day of mourning

To help come to terms with this catastrophe here is the delectable Donna Duke from SmileTV 2 and Sky TV
Do not proceed if you’re elderly and infirm ( like me) - Read on to hear how I’m coming to terms with this devastating blow
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Well foodies, pull up a pew, site back, relax and rejoice in the return of The Galloping Gourmet Goldeneye.
My mission today is to create:
The Perfect Toad in the Hole
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If you want even more evidence of how hypocritical and morally bankrupt the Labour Government is then look no further than the Smoking Ban and the G20 economic conference to be held in London next month.
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The vagaries of finding a wife have been well and truly mulled over here but I have discovered a simple solution.
A trip to Bulgaria and The Wife Market !
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A post on my brother’s blog got me reminiscing, so much so I got the photo albums out and found a picture dating back to 1994 !
It doesn’t sound that long ago as a date but it was nearly 15 years ago and shows my brother and I fly fishing for trout at the idyllic Lakeland Tarn Ghyll Head
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I’m feeling well and truly full of myself ! I know regulars will think I’m usually full of something but that notwithstanding I’m full of myself and the fact that I am now a computer genius !
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