Rod Collins

I’ve just read an article in The Times online which tells you how to save money with the ever rising food prices.
Grow Your Own Vegetables and Save a Fortune !
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OK ladies, inspired by a book review in which the female author complains how she keeps training men up only to see the ‘next’ woman along get the full benefit - I thought I’d bring you my summary of some of her tips on …
How to Make the Most of Your Man !
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I’m being suffocated by a crush of pit babes - what a way to go !
As always it’s not quite as exciting as it may sound
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Does working out and lifting weights lead to hair loss ?
Latest research suggests it does …
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When it comes to high heels and stilettos - higher is better !
I can say that because being a man I don’t have to wear them - only admire them.
But, how high should you go ?
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Does a woman need a man - not for much longer as men will soon be extinct !
Fellow men we are all but surplus to requirements !
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What Scares People the Most - What Are the Most Worrying Things in Life
I was going to do this as a Top 10 list type of thing but then thought differently on seeing this
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Just what has happened to me this last week ?
A topsy-turvy last seven days or so - I would like to discuss all aspects of it but for reasons not connected to me some things cannot even be entre nous
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Save a fortune on accountants and do your own tax return
It’s always an ominous time following the 5th of April at Goldeneye Towers - waiting for that clap of the letter box and that thump on the carpet which denotes a volumous missive and soon to be followed by a demand for money with menaces from those lovely people at Her Majesty’s Revenue & Customs …
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Believe it or not Google is not perfect - because something’s at number one doesn’t make it true.
No doubt most of you use Google to find out the answers to questions you have - well take those answers with a pinch of salt.
What if you wanted to know who the greatest magician in Lincolnshire was for example
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Here is proof positive that women will absolutely anything for chocolate
A Guest Article By Rod Damon
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Pamela Anderson is Desperately Seeking a Magician
News that Pammie is showing great interest in magicians can mean only one thing …
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Last night saw your host doing something unusual, or what passes for unusual at La Casa Goldeneye - watching television all night !
In particular a fabulous programme presented by Stephen Fry
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Lucian Freud’s Painting, Benefits Supervisor Sleeping, Looks Set to Break Auction Records - Surely Not !
It cannot be worth the estimates - if just in the interests of taste alone !
Tell me honestly - would you want this hanging on your wall
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The Europeans have much to teach us when it comes to disposing of a wife who is surplus to requirements !
The-Coxeman is back !
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Who are the most famous people born in Grimsby Lincolnshire ?
Well, not a subject that most would feel will take up a lot of column inches, if indeed any!
But besides myself there is another Lincolnshire celebrity and they have a connection to your host.
Don’t believe me - here is pictorial evidence
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