Rod Collins

It’s that time again when we have the current favourites, and polar opposites, list.
God forbid I should forget this ! I get enough emails about the site as it is.
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I’m testing some htaccess script in order to stop people hotlinking the images on this site.
Unfortunately, yesterday evening saw a glitch in it. I have now made some alterations and I wonder if people could leave a comment as to wether or not they can see the photograph of the Dock Tower in Grimsby

I realise many will not bother to confirm but should anyone NOT be able to see it a comment would really be appreciated
Thanks to all for your patience
Regards
Rod

I thought Prince Charles had firmly secured the, only crown he should have, global warming hypocrisy crown - but I believe he’s been bettered.
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According to a large poll of women, Elizabeth Hurley has the ultimate figure and the one they would most aspire to
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Whilst in town I saw a full size cut out of Sonic the Hedgehog - brought back memories of old Sega days
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We all know that the content of the tabloid press is 90% a load of old tosh - but what about ‘proper’ articles in the broadsheets such as The Sunday Times ?
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Finding things of cultural or intellectual interest is becoming ever more depressing - it’s like swimming against the tide - maybe it’s time to give in and swallow the water !
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For those of you interested in the low-brow sleazy side of life, that includes me, hot gossip for you.
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Being of a certain age your host could be approaching a midlife crisis - despite the fact that I believe I am actually regressing - the Peter Pan of Wybers Wood in fact !

In line with all the other middle-aged divorced has beens the time may have come to buy a Porsche - looking at the effect they have on Hot Chicks, © Goldeneye, in this video only strenghtens our resolve !

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Once again a selection of the ever popular current hits and misses.
What to look into and what to avoid - Goldeneye saving you from yourself, saving your money and your image - what more could you ask for ?

El Barto !

1. Lunch - the new dinner
2. Asda supermarkets for DVDs
3. Men’s Health magazine - useful and informative
4. Jonathan Ross - back on air tonight
5. Good literature and culture
6. Blogging with quality original content

El Crapo !

1. Trying to make curry sauce with no ingredients
2. Asda supermarkets for food avoid like the plague - think of you insides
3. Men’s Health magazine - you’re not going to look like that in 28 days
4. Gordon Brown - please no !
5. Good literature and culture - a thing of the past
6. Blogging with Top Ten lists

A lost manuscript by Nobel prize winning author William Faulkner has been found by the authors daughter, Jill Faulkner, amongst family papers.
The manuscript is all the more surprising in that it is a screenplay and looks set to be made into a movie !
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The Latest Top Ten Music Charts - a la Goldeneye

It’s time for some musical education pop pickers
Here is today’s current top 10 playlist at Goldeneye FM

1. AC/DC - It’s a Long Way to the Top
2. Metallica - Seek and Destroy
3. Skid Row - 18 and Life
4. AC/DC - Touch Too Much
5. Rolling Stones - Undercover of the Night
6. Motorhead - Because You’ve Got the Power
7. WASP - Blind in Texas
8. Madonna - Die Another Day
9. Uriah Heep - Easy Livin’
10. Red Hot Chili Peppers - Higher Ground

If you’re not familiar with them, check ‘em out, you know it makes sense !
Let’s Rock \m/

Goldeneye was out on mission today - Operation Casino Royale !
Needless to say, when your host shoots he scores !
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Never one to be seen in anything less than an impressively turned out fashion your host saw himself making the most of his nails and hands today !
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With the imminent release of the latest James Bond DVD, Casino Royale, on the horizon I am wondering whether there is to be a special edition director’s cut ?
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Test running the awesome link a dink plugin courtesy of Dax Herrera.
I bet super Hot Chick CJ Miles would love this as would the delectable Charlotte McKenna.

Not sure what The Coxeman would make of it though
OMITK has to grin and bear it as does James Bond although they have enough Man Points to stand it.

Anyway back to dreaming about CJ Miles and Charlotte McKenna though I should do some SEO or even put a book on ebay !
Phew !