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For Single Girls Who Cannot Find a Man

Are you a single girl ?
Tired of being unable to find a man ?
You go out regularly and socialise but still no joy ?
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Something Free from Jack Daniels

After years of getting all sorts of promo material from Jack Daniels they finally sent something which is realy cool
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The Coxeman Resurfaces

I finally managed to make contact with Rod Damon yesterday and persuaded him to give us a quick interview to perhaps clear some of the recent scandal up.
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Will Everything Be Free on the Internet

Are we heading to a zero point when virtually all services offered on the internet are free of charge for the end user ?
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Judge Orders Police to Find Stolen Rare Books

Further to the story we brought you about Stolen books on ebay a judge has now ordered the police and the library to track down the books still missing
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Ban All Bank Holidays

All public and bank holidays should be banned !
I know this may be unpopular with some, but, like a good capitalist, I am only concerned with myself !
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Keith Richards Illegal Smoking Probe Rolling Stones

Rolling Stones lead guitarist and all round Rock God Keith Richards is being investigated for smoking illegally !
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The Coxeman Removed from Flight and Arrested

Imagine my horror when I checked my RSS news feeds this morning and picked this up from Reuters news wire. They clearly do not know his background or thankfully that he is a guest writer for this site.
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Biblio Relaunch Their Rare Book Room

The excellent site for independent booksellers and first edition dealers, biblio.com, have announced they are relaunching their Rare Book Room.
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Write Articles for Other Sites Basic SEO Tip

This is a very basic SEO tip but may be of use to any booksellers etc who check this site.
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Heidi Klum takes on Elle Macpherson Bra Wars

Celebrity supermodel Heidi Klum is attempting to take the title of The Body from Elle Macpherson.
A storm in a C cup the more serious minded amongst you shout.
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More Idiotic Emails

Some of the more ridiculous and ignorant emails received so far this week and part of last week.
All are complete except for senders name, though in most cases they are too ignorant to include their name

Few of these get replies though if they are polite they get a canned response
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The Coxeman Ravages the Countryside

The Coxeman Goes Hunting in the Country
A Guest Post by Rod Damon

Following a successful counter-espionage mission recently I gained favour with a well known member of the landed gentry.
Consequently, I received a gilt embossed invitation to this fat oaf’s , I mean his Lordships, stately home.
It seemed like the ideal occasion to oil my weapon and bag a couple of birds !
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Getting Hotter and Cooling Off

Rising in Temperature
1: Gel filled cleavage enhancing bras
2: Cruising in St Tropez - alright for some
3: Miss Sixty - top banana for girls
4: Being accepted into a new forum for the Dark Arts of SEO
5: Waitrose’s lime and coriander humus - beautiful
6: Saw two hedgehogs in the garden

Cooling Down
1: Air travel for hot chicks
2: Tom Cruise - sacked by his studio
3: Bench - crap - don’t fall for it
4: Abe forum - yawn !
5: Morrisons salad selection - poisonous garbage - should have known better
6: Saw two cats in the garden

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Snakes on a Plane Review El Crapo

A review of this film is very easy, so easy in fact there is no need to even watch it !
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Girls Forced to Strip Out of Gel Filled Bras

The recent security issues have brought about an unexpected dilemma.
Gel filled uplift bras !
They could be banned from planes
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