Rod Collins

A quick guide to the basics of women and how to handle them
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Kimi Raikkonen shaded Michael Schumacher to take pole for the German Grand Prix

We’re Kimi supporters here at Goldeneye and not just because he flies the flag for Mercedes Benz.
All he needs is the right car and he’ll be world champion and as the septics say, he’s a cool dude!

I suspect he’s light on fuel for Hockenheim so Schuey will probably take him but you never know, time will will tell.
Full details later today, even though nobody reading this is remotely interested!

But then it’s my site so I’ll write what I want!

If you don’t like it, buy a domain name, pay for hosting, build a site, optimize it, work on it daily, cope with all manner of technical problems, blogspam and hijack attempts then you can write about the things that interest you.

So There !
PS: Go Kimi

Murder Makes Us Gay !
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The review of the week is all but on us again.What impressed us this week and correspondingly what distressed us

The Pamela Anderson’s
1: 3 for £20 DVDs in Virgin - 3 I actually wanted !
2: Being out in the sun all day
3: Having the easiest of easy lives
4: Pammy - still the ultimate woman!
5: Getting the new Motorhead album free of charge
6: Tan loafers by Bertie
7: Bitburger - German bottled lager - nectar
8: Hot Chicks dressed for the hot weather
9: Down to a 31 inch waist

The Gerry Andersons
1: 3 for £20 in HMV - 1 wanted 2 also rans
2: Being housebound by rain all day
3: There is no downside I can think of
4: Pammy is to be married
5: Being disappointed by the new album - they can do better
6: No Gucci loafers to be had in Lincolnshire
7: Supplies of Bitburger being extremely limited
8: Reminds one of the depravations of bachelorhood
9: Trousers sold at 30″ or 32″

A professional gentleman’s chronometer with titanium strap-bracelet and case.
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Goldeneye looks all set up for a hot date the the hollywood honey Keira Knightley
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Guest Post by Rod Damon aka The Coxeman

I have just returned from a near death experience…… Read the rest of this entry »

Ian Fleming’s estate has given permission for a new James Bond novel to be written and published. Read the rest of this entry »

It’s that time of the week again, the rundown of the past seven days

Things that Rocked Our Boat
1: Managing to buy something when shopping, twice in a row
2: Losing a little weight
3: Mobile phones - you can be guided home when lost !
4: Affiliate revenue share - $25 a click baby !
5: Linen trousers - kept me cool today (both sartorially and in temperature)
6: Whitesnake - rock on \m/
7: HMV for CDs and DVDs

Things that Nearly Sank the SS Goldeneye
1: Still not being able to get what you want
2: Losing a lot of interest
3: Mobile homes - no way Jose - bricks and mortar
4: Affiliate link networks - say goodbye to your site
5: Shorts - just say no gentlemen !
6: White socks - not unless you’re playing tennis
7: Virgin - grab your ankles pricing - gouging b******s

I am pleased to announce that we have a new contributor to the site.
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We urge all our readers to do their bit for the environment
The Great Goldeneye Plan very Important please read on
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Yet more hilarity on the signed Ian Fleming James Bond front
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A first edition of Casino Royale by Ian Fleming is theoretically a rare book, especialy so signed
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Motorhead - Kiss of Death - The New Album Read the rest of this entry »

Wikipedia and ebay suck ! Read the rest of this entry »

Carrying on the theme started by Mendes Prey and at the request of OMITK Read the rest of this entry »